Finished Folds (2861—2880)
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4looked down at the control panel for the Hadron collider. Apparently, we were attacting cosmic fairy dust with our magnetic coils. The effects on the fabric of space time would
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6reassembling myself by the power of love and rainbows. The gangs scrambed to get away as the sweet vibes of my sitar caused cosmic shock waves entombing them in eternal kumbayas.
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4The paparazzi went fleeing. They remembered their last encounter. Fat Lion was on the prowl yo. They hired West Coast's Notorious Biggie Game Hunterz to take him out in a rap war.
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2I hopped up the stairs two at a time, ran into my room and closed the blinds. Smiling to myself, I opened the box. In it was a nest of baby robins. I'd been swindled! Bobby knocked
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5The dog, miffed, strolled across the water. "And no more miracles either!" Fluffy gave me that holier-than-thou look. I knew then he would climb on the furniture.
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5replace Oprah as a daytime demigod. Guests would drone on about their latest book or movie. He would feign interest and then say his catchphrase, "Nope, Don't gettit!" The ratings
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3was patched into Norad's quantum matrix. I tracked it to a secluded patch of Farmville, pretending to be a tomato icon. As I zeroed in, black pixel copters flew overhead.
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4My assailant put his flaming toe in a waste basket. Snarling, he tossed a bolt which completely exploded my cover. Grimoires went up in ashes. Kate knocked. "Am I interrupting?"
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6and they didn't slam his pick up lines. "Wooden you come up and see me some time?" The Blue Fairy rolled her eyes and turned the mannequin into a woman. It finally was able to
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6I headed to the Zombie Defamation League and protested that the company had a "Don't Die, Don't Tell" hiring policy. The ZDL gave me some staples to reattach my various innards.
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4the music machine. My debut at karaoke stripper night was a complete disater. Especially since I chose "Stand by Your Man" from the set. I picked myself off the slippery stage and
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4"Get Them In before They Get Them Out" policy. The debtors' prisons were reopened as preschools. Child labor was in full swing. Then the revolution broke. Youngsters blockaded
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6I remembered the last dying words of my brother, "Hey, watch this." and I knew I would be the next YouTube sensation. My girlfriend lit the fuse and I put on the goggles. "Cheers!"
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3Num num num....NUM....num num num.... humph.... mmmm....(tasty)... CRUNCH!...chuff-chuff-chuff...num num...gulp...(ahhhhh) So anyway, what I meant to say was
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4. The elevator doors opened and a torrent of karo syrup and red food coloring flooded the hallway. I could tell Kubrick had been to this hotel. Across the hall, twin girls stared.
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3. I tell you my flag boy could set your flag boy on fire. Later, pay-per-view, picked up my talents for the Octagon Cage Match Ultimate Double Dutch Jump Rope Smack-Down. My style
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4they would trail her with paparazzi. But she was not a Kardashian, she was Karashian. Tabloid headlines would report taking her kids home with a minivan and ordering Domino's. She
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2asp. The pharoh was skeptical. The con man continued, "Take Cheops, there was a good time-share. Triangle and everything. I have building permits for right on the Nile. Whadya say?
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6halo in morse code. I took out a notebook. (I..F..Y..O..U..C..A..N..R..E..A..D..T..H..I..S..G..E..T..B..E..N..T) He then) flashed a peace sign and flew off. "Some help," I thought.
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2Yeah, you won't be able to get that image out of your mind with a brillo pad. You lookin' at me? You think I'm some sort of clown? Well, okay, you do that, I'll just sit over here.