Finished Folds (2881—2900)
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4his hummel figurine collection. "Everyone of them has a story!" Geoff quipped. I feigned interest as I looked around the apartment. "I have a special room just for them!" (oh god)
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4My belief in Santa Claus has been put to the test every year. I always write to him, but he stopped giving me presents when I left home. I try not to cry or pout. I'll tell you why
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8His parents decided Bradford was too long and Brad was too short. His Birthday was often ignored because his friends left for vacations. In college, he changed his name to Braidee.
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5... Now hold it under the ultraviolet light." My roomate was trying to show me the hidden message on the cover of Abby Road. "See how Ringo is glowing? Definitely the Messiah."
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6When she moved into her latest apartment, she found a light switch in the kitchen which didn't seem to be connected to anything. Every so often, she would flip it. After two weeks,
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7Unfortunately, he had a tell that could be read a mile away. When he had a great hand he would snicker like Mutley. (evil villian dog from 70s cartoon, kids!) His holdings were
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5Godsend to get out of the ship and stretch the legs a bit. Besides, red was the height of Federation fashion and anything to get away from Spock's yammering. Randy teleported
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6I would shout in the face of a recruit "Piggy Private! Please parade per pledge pronto!". I was fired on the spot. When dating, alliteration would creep into the conversation.
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3"Can't Stop the Music" fifty times in a row. Admittedly, It was nice to get into the Guiness Book of World Records but my mind snapped like cherry licorice.
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10. He packed up his clown trunk and moved away from the circus. He would have to find other uses for his CNN voice talent and his Quasimodo back. Fortunately, a part just opened in
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3path was edged with thorns. I kept up with my life in the fast lane while she stood at the side of the road placing bets in the death pool. Her common sense was a radar and I was a
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5locusts migrations. The government then decided that Elections should be held every two years, then four months, and then once a week, like American Idol. Phone banks were set up.
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2"LAWN JARTS? YOU WANT TO PLAY LAWN JARTS?" Death was peeved. I knew I had him. "WHAT ABOUT CHESS?" he offered. I smiled at that ivory skull. My years in suburbia would finally
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5Until they threw me off the roof, that was a rude awakening. I bounced off a couple of awnings and landed in a flower bed. Heart broken, I dusted myself off and vowed that I would
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4"Who's There?" (Dead Silence) He listened closer to the door. "Is this some sort of joke?" KNOCK! KNOCK! "Who's There?" A cow crashed through the door. He thought "An Interrupting
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4d a cutaway view of my neighbor's cat. After looking at my 4-D home movie, I decided that the general public might not be ready for it. Until I got a call from Dreamworks.
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7wasn't allowed through the front gate. He had to settle for a used Yugo driven by a bishop from the Church of England. Maybe he could pimp it up to the level of the Popemobile. So,
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3yarn to compensate. Fortunately, she was an avid knitter and dug his stash of bulky weight alpaca. They spent the rest of the evening making felted berets and tea cozies. The next
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3start the engine. He took a swig of Powerade and began pedaling. The propeller kicked in and taxied to the edge of the runway. With a burst of adrenaline, the plane took off.
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4economical home insulation. The spun sugar was warm and cozy and smelled of raspberries. Unfortunately, a racoon family was residing in a near-by tree. His roof was