Finished Folds (2901—2920)
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3severe hangover and bruises. Our full contact stone skipping with dad always met with the sharp eye of disapproval from mom. "Why are you boys so violent?" I just grinned.
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1But before it left, B'chugerroth twirled it's handlebar tentacles. "You haven't seen the last of me! Mwah-ha-ha!" as it imploded into a singularity. Bomb tech and son stood proud.
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7create brownian motion and thus entrap the squirrel in a counter clock-wise kinetic vortex. But the cat lacked knowlege of Einstein physics. I sighed and lit my pipe. If I could, I
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6So I want on to Yahoo answers: "Who out there will save the world? Please respond ASAP" The answers included: Beiber, Santa Claus, Capt. America, and some guy in Utah. So I decided
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1for dead. But then a magic unicorn will appear, gorge that bastard and the rest of your life will be cupcakes and roses. Now go to sleep." I tucked Bethany in bed.
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1skipped towards Munchkin Land but Dorothy tripped over her heels and sent herself back to gray tinted Kansas. Her Aunt and Uncle and all the farm hands were there. "Oh Crap, Toto."
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3I had seen her before, but she wasn't wearing mime make-up. The cop showed me another, "Here's her corpse in an invisible box, any ideas?" I kept mum about the whole situation.
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2to do a improv mob protest at his next event. But they had the GPS wrong and ended up doing a zombie dead-in at Chase Field. Cristo went North and wrapped pink plastic on
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6... and we will throw the vegetable peeler for free!" He finished his spiel. The folding chairs were empty except for way in the back, a lone figure waited in a trenchcoat."Hello?"
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4I slowly lifted the latch. In a flash of lightning, I saw two dark silhouettes. I tried to close the door but it was too late. I was forced to take a Watchtower. "Hello neighbor!"
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4suffered avian depression. Misty went into hiding as PETA (Pokemon Ethical Treatment Association) brought Ash and Michael Vick on charges of opening illegal Pikachu Fight Clubs.
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4sway side to side as the singer continued softly, 'You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.' Sheila went weak in the knees. She loved sincerity.
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2It's a free country! If I want to drive slow in the fast lane and keep my blinker on for miles, it's my right! My grand kids are always screaming when I pass through a red light!
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1he felt it necessary that dolphins be self-sufficient in candlestick making. They were limited because of their fins and the dryness of Dallas, but with proper training, they made
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5pretty sunny this time of year. So, I signed the brood to the YMCA Army Reserve Day Camp. I packed up their field rations and sent them to Iraq via a Blackhawk. "Have fun kids!"
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5And lo, Elvis Presley was the harbinger for the King of the World. Unfortunately, they were stuck in mental ward 17 of Houston's correctional facility. "We must escape!"
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6happening. As we drank the wine, he mentioned he lived in the world of underground kickboxing stamp collecting. He was a fatalist fugitive pugilist philatelist. This date was going
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4went to the Subway counter. "The Lord your God shalt provide me with manna as I wander through the desert." The guy looked at me, "Do you want that toasted?"
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3was the fairest of them all except for that girl who hung around with dwarves. It was a boost to his self-confidence. He bought beef shares low and daytraded for magic beans.
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3aroma. and then I said "We are the Aristocrats!" The talent director leaned back in his chair sipping his Earl Grey. "We've seen that before. Next!" "No wait!" I pleaded. "Look at