Finished Folds (2921—2940)
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5Fortunately, he was one of the Autobots which had a GPS anti-theft system. He was immediately switched off and apprehended by State Trooper Gobots. His oil guzzling days were done.
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2used Jace on the cage. Unfortunately, an ice crowbar has a low load level and my twin shattered. Gleek discovered he could just slide through the bars. "Does anyone have a mop?"
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4frontal lobe, It was done quickly, just like Lasik surgery. It was one of the earlier models of intelligence expansion so it included a 3.5" floppy disk drive to upload MS-DOS.
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5rendered the bike rider to become a mobile organ donor. He looked at the gnarled mess and thought, "Karma." The EMT resuscitated the bicycle. It would wheel again. He strolled upon
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3the fringes at the beach. The locals would row to the rock and have picnics in the sun. Little did they know, the upcropping was in fact a large egg deposited many eons ago. Later,
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5he slithered briskly through the underbush. He finally caught up to the bear. Limbless, he didn't have a weapon to catch the grizzly. Which is why he called an airstrike.
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4Mr. Ham R. Tongs pointed at the pie chart. "As you can see, we spent too much on Manhole Covers this fiscal year. I purpose we switch from cast iron to corregated cardboard."
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9We were strapped into gurneys and forced to turn dials and push buttons. Since we didn't understand their alien tongue, we weren't sure what we were doing. A green neon screen
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7They calmed down and proceeded to waffle down the breakfast. We offered some OJ but they just snarled at us. It is hard to run a B&B with barbarians at the gates. That afternoon,
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2threatening to take away their pudding if they didn't eat their meat. The children glared at the judge and then went into deliberation. The ruling they gave the preachers was
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4her show. It was only a month later I realized she had retired from daytime. The envelope was returned to me with a hideous green mold on the edges. Upon opening, the hotpocket had
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1She became Sheen's connection to the world of underground bingo halls. Because of her hair rinse, she was known as "Charlie's Blue Angel." She provided him with a dauber and cards.
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3" A hard ball crashed through the window. She screamed and swung the bat. With a loud crack it flew back out. She heard a voice yell from the hole "YOU'D BETTER RUN HOME!"
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4by Hydroxlanders, who took the One Cookie to be thrust into the fiery pits of Easee Bak Ovan. But the Keevil's cookie fell into a treacle creek, disappearing from legend until
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3Hince Belgians and the French negotiated a cease-fire through culinary expertise. Other meldings like American Cheese and Greek Olives didn't fare as well. The IHOP was a neutral
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8I sat at my monitor and thought, "Maybe my message wasn't direct enough." I then wrote "DRUGS = BAD, WAFFLES = GOOD." Tracy, my supervisor, patted me on the back. "Doug, when are
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5the B-52s with her Love Shack, "Tin Roof!...rusted." What the heck does that mean? I drank my Orange Crush and felt I was losing my religion, but I feel fine. Leonard Bernstein was
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5a stainless-steel bear trap. He smiled, "That will teach you for kicking sand and my face." He took his bikini-clad girlfried and waved good-bye. The tide rushed between my feet.
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5I opened the refrigerator, from top to the bottom it was filled with capers, maraschino cherries, pimentos, and variety of other pickled whimsies. But where was the food?
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1Then we warmed our hands by roaring fire place made of river stones. After breakfast, we settled into games of pinochle and boggle. Someone piped up, "Shouldn't we be searching?"