Finished Folds (3001—3020)
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6Milk was slowly spreading across the formica. He picked up the punctured carton and looked up at the ceiling. There was a small smoking hole. Why did I rent a duplex? he wondered.
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4that mystery behind Jimmy Olson. Why was he never around when Superman was out? Perry gave Lois a slinky dress and told her to get nearer that boy reporter. Lois tossed it in the
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3I decided to switch on the blinking red light for the fun of it. In the shadows, I glimpsed a figure enter from the emergency exit. In 3 strobes, it quickly covered the distance.
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5and carrying signs mostly saying "Hooray for Our Side." But nobody was looking at what was going down and resulting pile-up was tragic.
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3Seinfeld pointed to the white board. "At the point Kramer walks through the door, the undead will crash in through the bathroom. George, you will grouse how you won't be able to
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3his chest. He yodeled to Cheetah and rest of the animal kingdom. "We must show man the ways of the electric car." Tarzan had gone green. Jane was impressed. Detroit, however,
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3No, what? (His conversation was drifting) "I feel like DANCING! and I just tap-tap-tapped outta there." I was about to argue but my head slammed as I slipped off my barstool.
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8Although I had a brilliant mind, my communication was limited. After the accident, I was limited to writing with my left hand on the center of the keyboard. "A fads sad dad ad"
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3Somewhere else, a woman was discovering that all of her furniture had been stolen and been replaced by an exact replica, except they were in HO scale. The miniture marauders had
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4"We claim this bipedal transportation in the name of the International Workers Party!" and then they would push me down. I vowed then to build my muscles to fight those Reds.
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3Each bag contained an Official Auntie Suey Nebraska Hog Calling Whistle. With a simple blow, porkers would come running. They thundered towards the self-service station. The dust
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5. He reached down with his finger and pushed the pastry monster's doughy belly. It let out a high pitched squeal. "IT'S ALIVE!" the chef screamed. "They LAUGHED when I said,
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5With his apnea kicking in, his snoring interrupted the second aria of Der Valkyrie. His wife attempted to hit him in the ribs with her clutch purse. The ushers crouched forward and
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0It was fun for about half a millennia but the damned just got peevish. He finally had the lost souls in marathon games of Boogle and musical chairs. "Unispiring," mumbled the imps.
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4new reality cooking show, "Dining with Vlad." was jumping. "Just find some AB+ it's the universal donor." said the head chef. Italian cuisine was definitely off the list.
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1I showed them my Junior G-man ID. I explained to the cop on the beat that she was a Mata-hari working for the Nazis. He said he was just a bus driver. (Must be undercover.)
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2Through the rotting jungle, we happened upon an old French plantation. They invited us in and offered the last of the vintage wine. "We have been here for years," the owner said.
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1my future was. She gazed into her magic ball. "Reply hazy, try again." She turned it over and shook it a few more times, "Signs point to yes." Satisfied, I gave her a C-note.
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1She sipped her Venti Latte at the Arsonist Anonymous. Her boyfriend held her hand as she displayed the burnt blanket. She was going to tell about the rug burns when the sprinkler
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1the California Highway Patrol started handing out flowers instead of tickets. The rookies on the beat would shake tamborines and wear saffron saris. People wondered if