Finished Folds (2981—3000)
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2I had a SETI transmission from the alien sitcom "Four and a half Cephalopods" and a nickelodeon reel "Ouch my Trousers!" which both had worse cinematography. She said this film
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6teller, but she noticed the switch. "Are you trying palm off forgeries?" "Why do you ask?" he stifled. "These are pink and have a bald gent with a top hat." "Um... their euros?"
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3me from covering my face with a coat. My publicist whispered to me, "This isn't a perp walk, they're just paparazzi." He pushed me forward on the red carpet, and I crashed into
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4. She replied through clenched teeth, "Today marks the third year we decided to match socks when putting them in a drawer!" I smiled, "But, I didn't forget. Surprise!" I handed her
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2In an undisclosed underground bunker in Los Alamos, Ivan was developing the latest in anti-personel weapons, a combat-ready heat seeking T-shirt cannon. "Soon, the nose-bleed seats
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4. Barbara, a realist, slapped him. "Abstract? phah." Chevy whimpered, "But you have to understand the context..." "That's IT!" She said, "I'm dating a wildlife painter."
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6his posh split-level pent house made of bamboo and palm fronds. Cheetah tickled the ivories as Tarzan offered her a shaken pina-colada. "Me, Tarzan, you, interested?" She smiled.
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4Fezes bobbed to the Flamenco guitar. With a loud clack-clacking, four-hundred Shriners tried to do the 'dance of love'. We then opened for the Blue Man Group at the Venetian.
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3a loser. "AREA MAN COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARY!" "EX-WIFE HAS BEST EVER SEX AFTER MEETING EDITOR!" I crumpled the paper, I had to fight fire with fire. I published
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5Trader Joe's has a large spice section. "Now, a recipe." I looked on allrecipes.com. It recommended "Gluten-free Nitrogen Soufflé" for its destructive radius. My mother-in-law was
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2send our torpedoes. "Try A-5" she replied. I pushed the button. We heard a loud whoosh followed by distant thunder. The radio crackled, "Argh! You sank my Battleship!"
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3Was I living my life in past-perfect-future tense? While I stewed about this grammatical quandary, the horned toad was attacked by a garter snake. Didn't see that one coming.
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4me out from my hiding place. "WHO DAREST APPROACH MY HORDE!" I gingerly stepped out. "Excuse me, I'm Jay from USA Today. We had an interview at 3?" "OH, OF COURSE, HOW ARE YOU?"
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6went into his famous rendition of "Baby Elephant's Walk." There was some difficulty with his "xylotar" strumming the chords while tapping the melody. His mom clapped in time.
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4yodeling "Ricollllllaaaa!" and then take a Nestea plunge. I was into the new sport of Xtreme product placement. I would snap into a Slim Jim,
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1strangly baked thoughts. The watchers both nodded their heads. "He will be the choosen one." He waddled on down the road thinking, "Is mongoose plural is mongeese? Boy, I'm hungry.
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2. She decided, due her disability, to open a restaurant based on textures. The critics gave high marks for her sawdust sandwich and sponge linguini. Her girlfriend felt ignored.
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6extra fiber for my cereal. The raisins and roses I passed with difficulty. Maybe that was why my memory was on the blink last week. The rest of my memory was perfect for Jeopardy.
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5he went for the ammo in his tech vest. The rest of the mob ordered plates of rigotoni and waited. "Which pocket? Which pocket?" Twenty minutes later, he found it. "OKAY NOW, wait I
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4looked down from heaven. I was like Grand Theft Auto downthere. For me, they gave a nice set of wings and some fiddly golden lyre thing. "What do you do here?" "Read mostly."