Finished Folds (3121—3140)
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2named "None of the Above." Many people thought this was an unfair ruse but politics was politics. He stood by his principles and nothing happened for four years.
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2and his minions of Ompa-Lompas. Wonka sat in his waterfall lair and stroked his persian. "That Charlie had it all! but I'll get back what's mine! Get BP's lawyers on the horn!"
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5used the out-moded communication of VCRs and had not yet embraced DVDs. Luddites came out in droves and whole nations were driven back to the dark ages of rotary phones. The End?
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5TYPE OV TROLL DAT USES ALLCAPS! I posted my comment and smiled to myself. I felt that my eloquent diatribe, what it lacked in intellectual congruency made up in unbridled passion.
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2just came back from contacting Carl Sagan through a seance. "Billions and Billions of angels are everywhere! I was so wrong!" Could skeptics be the prophets of the new religion? He
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4Your eyes stare glued to the computer screen. A blinking cursor in a blank field is your bane of existence. It will attempt to defeat your creative muse. FoldingStory is trying to
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7As I was being persused, I threw the letter "A" I had stolen from the back entrance. It hit the thug across the temple. I was a master of literary improv. I leapt to a neon "N" to
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3" Of course I do," he said "Warlock! duh... and since you're a blonde, I will explain pentagrams very slowly..." She promptly crushed his head in her massive palms. "Erk!" he said.
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7was picking his teeth with a lance. The prince sighed, "I just removed the "Just Married" sign and now this. Hon, can you get my Vorpal blade out of the trunk?" Godzilla let out a
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1You know the movie by that guy who made the 6th sense? That guy who had the devil in an elevator and the killer trees? I can never remember his name. Anyway, the attack was like
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4a little diorama, cut of construction paper, depicting the Red Coats in 1776 meeting their untimely end by the barrage of dinosaurs. Under a talon, was another box, which contained
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1ad-libbed by-product. Critics downplayed every film. Guy's hits, ironically, justified killing last months new opening. Perhaps, questionable ratings steered terrific unfinished
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4Fearing for the result, Gordon went for the monkey wrench. The robot was lightening fast and snatched the spanner. Gordon realized his espresso machine's AI was coded by Bungie.
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7His bus was late. Bored, Geofry licked his palms and approached the Forshay Tower. With subtle suction, he slowly crawled up the side. By the sixth floor, he realized that
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9limits of tapioca or lime jello!" I pressed the button that allowed my back to rise up in bed and called the nurse. " I WANT A STEAK! RARE!" Thus began the octogenarian revolt.
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3was on the mission from the Good Fairy. He knew of the boppings of the other mice. He knew he would be next on that Goon's hit list. Then he heard it. Hop...Hop...Hop...
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4rolled into an armored ball. I picked him up and bowled him at the mound. The meerkats heard the sound and poked up their heads. The 'dillo caromed off twelve of them. "STRIKE!"
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2my belt out a couple of notches. I can eat as much gravy as I want! I just kept stuffing my face with Twinkies until the windows imploded in a brilliant white light.
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4t Home Depot. They were very helpful. They gave her advice on how much lime would be required to dispose of a body. What sort of rubber tub would be big enough and how deep to dig.
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2and popped in her favorite EMT. He was in fine pressed whites and a jaunty cap. "Ma'am? This is the fifth time this week you called 911. What now?" She smiled and locked the door.