Finished Folds (3141—3160)
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6plunged into his vegan soul. He realized from the veggie apparations that cows loved to be eaten and that lettuce suffers pain when uprooted. "Salad is Murder!" he screamed.
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0Unfortunately MF DOOM was unaware of daylight savings time. His death ray hadn't fully warmed up from last night's frost. He missed his coffee. The world went on without him.
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2Let me just turn on this amp to 11! (Why wan't this plugged in? Where are those roadies?) "TEST... TEST...1...2" WHHeeeee (damn feedback) "Hello! Cleveland! Hello?" (Where are we?)
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1It affected are speech patturns. "Wee musk stop hte which!" "Switch?" "Know, Knot aye switch, aye witch!" Kwick wit the switch we terned on sprinkler. The which (witch?) started to
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5occured on the top of my scalp. Reached up with my dirty nails and pulled out a dandelion. On my arms was sprouting alfalfa. My body had become a salad. I heard a goat.
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6I pulled off my gas mask. The air was stale but breathable. I looked pass the craters to the horizon. There, in the distance, was the worn red flag. I lined up my driver. The ball
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4Curly Wurly. Reved up like a douche or is it a duce? My train of thought had left the station and derailed plummiting my memories into a bottomless gorge. I needed help. So I dial,
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4The End. The sudden ending left the audience puzzled. There was another hour of the movie left. The credits scrolled up. People exited. A lone fan waited to the very end. He saw
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1"My, my there is something you don't see everyday." she said. "What's that?" the other replied. "That man is signaling corgi's with his eyeball." "Oh, I seen that done with sheep."
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4Mick Jagger was a Disney fan. In the 80s, he bought the animatronics from The Hall of Presidents. This allowed him to party with David Bowie while Abe Lincoln in a wig did a set.
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4lense flares glinted off small rivets of molten lead arching forth. If this were a movie, whole render farms would be used for the CGI. And yet, you would never remember her face.
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6do? She was hoping for seventeen babies, but 16 would just right. She was looking forward to a whole rugby team. She marked the date on the calendar. Won't her husband be surprised
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7burrito. Jim Cranston, PhD, looked down at the charred mass frying before him. His mind was drifting. I went to MIT for this? At the Taco Shack, he was the most over qualified cook
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1"Ew!" the class yelled in unison. Jane leapt from her desk as the little ticks swarmed across the linoleum. "Okay, class," said the teacher, "Remember the drill?" The students went
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4land on my shoulder. The bird pecked my ear, "Stool Pigeon, Squak! Stool Pigeon!" They put me away for two life sentences. And that is why I eat chicken every day.
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1ar ar ar..." Rod had trouble with talking like a pirate. His sister was having trouble with frozen vegetables and I was in trouble with the FCC. "This is a family show!" they said.
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3Suddenly, Special Ops smashed through the kitchen windows. From their black puffy hats, I knew It was the CIA, Culinary Instute of America. "What's the secret recipe?"
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3undead drove through the local In and Out. "May I take your order sir?" sqauked the intercom. "BRAINS!" was the graveled reply. "And what do you want to drink?" "PEPSI! NO ICE!"
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7IHOP, International my ass! Where did they get the idea that whipped cream made it special? We went in under the cloak of night with our C4. The fireball was seen for blocks. Cops
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6gave it too me, she knew I liked Ant Farms and Sea Mokeys. In the small package, was an Instant Sea Monster, just add water. Stepping off the plane, I took a cab to Loch Ness.