Finished Folds (3161—3180)
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2"Do what thou wilt will be the whole of the law, and eat your oatmeal." he replied to my confusion. I sealed his mouth with duct tape. "Try to be blasphemous now." I said. He took
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5For example, take your still beating heart put it in a kleenex box wrap it in duct tape and throw it over Hoover dam. Maybe not the best analogy, but you get the idea. I felt she
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1, the first letter of every word will be a signal to my superiors, "Tufted Omnivore Romanced Tiny Urchin Revealing Emotion." If I could just get it broadcast by morse code,
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5I met Stalin and Roosevelt at the party. There they were at the punch bowl with Adolph. I told them I didn't trust him and they said, "Oh honestly, Winston, who DO you like?"
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6She was softly sipping a Blue Slurpee and reading Iron Horses Magazine. I whispered softly in her ear, "Are you going to pay for that? This ain't no LIBRARY!" Then our eyes met,
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4Joesph and three wise men showed up and presented gifts and lo, there was a great Holiday for shopping and the animals had late night talk shows.
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1he thought about the trampoline in the back yard. Grabbing his wife, he hid under the elastic canopy. The meteors hurled down and ricocheted into the Nelson's yard. "That's for
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5I had turned to the the Dark side! It went viral. Soon everybody was in the act, a Ninja robbed a dry-cleaners, a pirate at the Fashion Bug. That's when those do-gooders started
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0book this theater for a month. How will ever get back are deposit. Where's that understudy?" Most of blood was removed with a little bit of cold water and sawdust. Next week,
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4“I dropped my contact!” she yelled. Since this was Minnesota, everyone stopped moshing and helped her search. The lights went up and Death Kraut for Cutty had to stop the set. She
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3as a group suffered brain freezes. She stuck out her Raspberry Blue tongue. She then used her telepathic powers to cloud their minds. "You guys want Slurpees!" "WE WANT SLURPEES!"
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9my diary. "Dear Diary, Boy what a fateful day I've had! Killed my own family, Loss of love, and I rode the subway for the first time! Knock on the door. Gotta go!"
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4He felt the impending doom of the large yellow ball. "Eating and eating and eating." Rushing through the labyrinth of pills. What happend to Inky? If he could only find a wasy to
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0, eventhough he impressed them with his "This is a Knife!" speech. Their "This is a Glock!" speech was moreso. Dundee's Jeep took off into the desert with the Bangers driving close
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6The customer was taken aback. "Oh, I mispoke. The special is Somalian Anchovy, braised in a delicate blend of herbs and spices imported by pirates off the African coast." He waited
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3real estate speculators for time shares in the Florida Keys. Since she used her soul rarely, she shook hands. Unfortunately Scratch was brought up on Ponzi scheme charges. Her soul
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2he take the red pill. Passing through "The Grid" and stopping by "The Dreamery. He entered "The Matrix." "I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore!" he said to White Rabbit. "Whoa."
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2He pondered the existential reality of the situation. Why was Princess Peach always out of reach? Where was Donkey Kong? He wan't trained for this. Alas, poor Luigi. Game Over.
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5fabulous frosted cereal. Oh to be back in the jungles of India! Stepping out of limo, he pounced on the first of the Paparazzi mauling him with his sharp claws. A Kellogg spokesman
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2. The civil defense guide for preventing fallout was quite direct. "Get plenty of excercise, drink lots of fluids, and avoid mutants." Other advice: "White paint repels radiation,