Finished Folds (41—60)
-
8IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S... no wait, hold on. E-gore? What's our wifi password? Get bent? I'll try that but, oh I get it, haha, really funny. E-gore rules? All one word? Great. Loading...
-
5Do not pass go! Do not collect... Are you even listening to me? Stop with that Minecraft and pay attention! I bring the wrath of the heavens and... (sigh.) Just please clap.
-
6This place wasn't a speakeasy, it was a speakdifficult. "Me want banana latte, no whip, soy" spoke Tarzan. Chewbacca grunted over the espresso machine. (Rip someone's arms off.)
-
4She liked the monkey for picking nits out of her fur, but the bird always found the best berries. Who should she date? The bear decided to sleep on it. After hibernating 5 months,
-
5Shhh.... quiet.... it's my first day and if my boss ever hears... tell you what... if YOU don't tell I'll throw in a BOGO coupon for your next acupuncture visit. What'd ya say?
-
7pulled the Rocky 4 poster off his bedroom ceiling, sold his one kettle bell on eBay, and dropped his 1/2 gallon drum of Tiger Protein at the food shelf. Now, to write his novel...
-
7"Ere mortal! Try some of Battenberg! Is delish!" The elf approached the peasant with a goblet of mead. "Well maybe a nibble." said the serf. He left the feast twenty years later.
-
3"Cheezits! It's a raid!" I hastily grabbed my doubloons and tipped my tri-corner to the rest of the privateers. I swung off the yard arm just as the King's men boarded. Yo-ho-ho!
-
8Necronomicon, book of the dead, waited patiently among the remainders next to a Dan Brown novel and an 'Owners Guide to Fish Tanks.'
-
4He-Man looked down at Barbie Bacchanalia from his mint-conditioned box. Why was he left on the shelf? Sure, he was worth $93.00 on eBay, but he had a lust for life. "By the Power
-
4accordion? I need it for my Polka at the Stingy Swede Supper Club." I feigned innocence as she thumped her lederhosen rump on the bed. I harmonic wheeze came from the box spring.
-
7Quick! Quick! Write it down in your journal before it gets away! So far I have trapped 300 dumb ideas to paper. I hope they will stew and develop a real whopper. Why do I do it?
-
5Joe nudged Bill. "Watch this." He tapped on his keyboard. Terry, channel 6's weather czar, suit disappeared and was replaced by the daily polen index for Ohio.
-
6was missing. I had all the creamed corn I could ever want but was it enough? Could someone STEAL it? I must build a secure vault surrounded by razor wire and CCTVs. But still I
-
3"Why bother to respond to someone's thoughts with a justified argument when a tweet is all one really needs." "Oh yeah? Sez who?" "Exactly."
-
10make a decision. "Carl, America, we believe in individual freedoms . So a toe has a right to leave the foot and persue happiness. On the other hand, different fingers." The judge
-
5I read further, "Werewolf Jerky, (when eaten responsibly) will give that pep you need for walking in the moonlight or pulling an all-nighter. FDA states that this product shouldn't
-
6st move. (German.) "You've got the candles? Will be such a big surprise party for mein fürer!" I approached silently with my rifle. (A surprise all right...)
-
3How I detested improvised interpretative dancing with audience participation. "Make way! Her royal monarch needs to use the throne!" The butterflies people exclaimed in unison.
-
4The pastor was aghast. She flung the bouquet in the groom's face. "Baby's Breath? Really? Did you even think about allergies?" She spun on her heels and strode back down the aisle.