Finished Folds (101—120)
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6. But this was not just any pie, it wass cherry pie! Maybe he wasn't so bad after all. And what's this? Freshly-brewed coffee? Maybe his eternal soul could wait.
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4The lobster replied. "Sure, you talk big with my claws banded, but I got friends see?" I heard a multitude of soft clickings behind me.
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4In the Nevada desert, sits the Clown Motel. It has spacious accommodations, welcomes bikers, and dish tv. It also has an abandoned miner's graveyard. It was a steal for $900,000. O
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2Would the spasms ever subside? asd.kjbfa rjbf There it goes again, in uncontsdlkjrolled bursts. I should have my mind examined before asldkflqjr fkqljh.dfs.
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3But I could, I raised my fist silhouetted by the sunset. Resist Now! Resist Always! (Then I sat down to watch GoT.)
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3quite exhilarating. The damned were easy targets for a cat-bird. As they scurried in the underworld, she pounced silently from above. The devil smiled at his new familiar.
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4what goes on in a middle school faculty lounge. The hedonism! I pulled off my x-ray goggs just as Miss Biddlecombe opened the door. "Francis? shouldn't you be in Trigonometry?"
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10He took a cardboard tube and spoke to his belly. "Um.. guys? You can eat what you like but can you like, not kill me?" The tapeworms replied, "Hmm.. We must discuss this at forum."
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3, um, it was hard to say what it was. His suit cycled through murky shades. The face shifted, eyes green then blue, nose transforming. "I need this tsp report by noon." he burbled.
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2Taking out duct tape, she made a red line across the bedroom floor. "I claim my bed and all I survey to be the Utopian colony VIrginia! Long live the Queen." Her little sister was
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10the base boards inside his hotel room. He put down his pen and saw magic bean stalks growing out of his shower. He called the front desk. "Looks like you have a Narnia infestation
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3perfect when they left through the front door. With a simple pull of the lever, her ex-husband and the rest of paramours slid down to the Nazi hollow earth. Where she ruled as a
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5the fan to oscillate. I hoped to dry out their eyes and bring them to tears. Anything to get some ounce of pure emotion. "Wake up DULLARDS!"
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5well... hoboes. They left the tramps in the dust and forged a trail of glam-campers. Elegant airstreams convoying across the prairie into the ruby sunset.
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9Suddenly, one of them appeared and fired a laser beam at my noggin. It bounced off the aluminum. I turned to Dan. "You're right. RUN!"
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11"Siri, can you find me a Thai restaurant around here?" "Get bent! What am I? Your mother? Can't you read a map? "
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5taking the dictionary, and reading all the entries about love. He kept writing the letter with his purple gel pen. So far, he was on page 43. He had problems ending.
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4When John falls asleep at 3 am, I wake up. He talks in his sleep and we have the most romantic conversations. I'm having an elicit affair with my husband's sleep-self.
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5W is the weight, of which I have gained. X is for X, the spot unexplained.
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6"I'll show you short." I said while I swung my Dwarvin battle-spanner at the troll's ankles. Regrettably, he toppled onto my supine body. "Get'r orf!" I squeeked.