Finished Folds (81—100)
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6I asked my little sister (#1) pointblank, "Did you kill that transient that left our house so many years ago?" "Nope." "Well that's a..." "Number 2 did it."
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6"Are you sure? Most people would want to exterminate vermin but you... You have made little sweaters for them all... and... given them names?"
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5the Pope slammed the brakes and flung my Foreigner CD out the window. "Hey!" I protested. He pointed to his miter, "Ima Pope! Nuf' said. Play Flat Bottom Girls. Mercury rocks!"
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9Scrunchnugget, ninja cat, clawed onto the sill of the 4th floor window and yowled. "Tum-tums? What are you doing out there? Come inside." The window slammed behind on his pursuers.
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6I looked down at the tasty pudding. Did I just see eyes looking at me? I tried to call the waiter but my tongue froze. A voice in my head said, "Eat some more. Delicious aren't I?"
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8The bar came down across my chest. I don't remember getting onto this ride. "Keep hands inside at all times, enjoy your experience." The Grim Reaper pulled the lever.
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3All the peasants stormed the castle and hauled the king out. Bringing him to the public square, the mob yelled in unison, "We see what you did there."
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4Already, since you are reading this, I have a voice. You have already have a picture of me in your mind. Am I a man or a woman? Did you notice my red polka dot hat? You do now.
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5I took his mother-in-law to the park. We had a nice conversation while she knitted a shawl. All in all, it was a good day. I really didn't understand his hang-ups about her. Until,
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4Observe their breathing pattern, how they walk, what clothes they wear, how they hold their hands. If you imitate them precisely, you have the upperhand.
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3The guest had thought she would be his fifth victem as he added a sugar cube to his Earl Grey. "Crystal ginger scone?" She offered as she proceed to enact her plan of revenge.
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5"Have at you upsurper!" King George the Third pummeled his servant further with a bagette and then ran after him in his bed clothes. "Colonial! IS THERE ANYONE TO DEFEND ME?"
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5"Paddle Faster!" yelled Frank as they turned the rubber raft around. The leviathan sucked the stream towards its large maw. "Unusual in a fresh water river." mused Beverly
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10"Let us consult the magic orb!" replied the first. "Magic Orb are we necromancers?" replied the second shaking vigourously. "Reply hazy ask again." replied the ball.
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4. The film ended and I looked stunned with the rest of the audience. The Lassie committed suicide? Worst ending since "Old Yeller."
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2Reading Dune in the back a Disel station wagon driving through Kansas on a Summer road trip to visit my Grandmother in Lincoln, Nebraska. I am one with this book.
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5Jumping on the bar top in my platform shoes, I realized I was a different person than I thought I was.
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5. George Lucus leaned back in his chair. "Just spitballing here, how 'bout Luke is a were-Wookiee? Chewbacca could be his half-brother and he changes when he sees the Death Star."
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4It was a simple matter of timing the stop lights. By my standing in the crosswalk a few seconds late, traffic would be backed up for blocks. Hail Hydra!
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5In his tell-all book, Keith Richards recounts his hard rocking days with The Rolling Stones. What it didn't account for was his being hired as an asssasin for the CIA.