Finished Folds (421—440)
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3Most would think literally eating crow would an unappetizing experience, but it beats eating my hat or humble pie.
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4He tried to tell her that was number 258. Getting into 'The Guinness Book of World Records' for most marbles in mouth was harder than he thought.
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3I left the the school stage and had a smoke. One hour of community service done, 299 more to go. Why did I agree to this instead of jail time? I'm Ronald McDonald Don't do drugs.
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3I slammed my hands on the table. "Look Timmy and Tobby, I meant 'bear' as in: carry, bring, or transport, not as a habirnating ursid..." Just then I was attacked by a large paw.
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3a twenty dollar bill with the face of my old high school friend on the front. Engraved in a baroque font it read, "Help Me!" I knew then that the ATM was haunted.
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3I received a legal notice."It has come to our attention your Halitosis is a determent to our community. Henceforth, you will live with your kind in our colony, Badsmellvia."
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2activated his "Destroy All Humans" protocol. "I say R2, what we need is a spot of the ultra-violence." C3PO deftly replaced his arm with a buzzsaw. R2-D2 tweeted cheerfully.
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5my hands typing involuntarily, I would be at wits end. It has been four months since my hands had minds of their own. I first noticed it when
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2she lived on Drury lane." The muffin man smiled sheepishly. "I knew her very well." Now I knew why I was called Strawberry Shortcake.
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3a selfie with their lamenting widows. I then posted a youtube of my pillaging and village burning. I then tweeted, #BARBIANSROCK,
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1It was the post-Apocalypse and I was the King of the Can-Openers.
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2Slight of hand is easy; real magic is hard. I had to memorize each of the 52 cards' real names. For instance the 5 of spades was Biff.
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6e. The vast universe is only vast because we can witness it. Purpose is to bring happiness to others. With FS, I do this with as little effort as possible. Much love stranger.
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5the minster rolled his eyes heavenward, the angels just shook their heads. The prince grabbed the jester. "Don't get all jingle-belly with me. I run this place!" "But sire, I was
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6. "Dude what's your problem?" The angry mob grabbed him and brought him to Hang-man's Crag. "Stone Him!" shouted the patriarch. They handed a spliff and some Doritos.
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4The parents would tell ghost stories about the deserters. Then one day, a man returned from the forest to our square mile village. "It comes!"
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2treacle. Defiant, she strode up the steps of the Ben and Jerry's gift shop. Raising her AK-47 high in the air, she gave a high-pitched eagle scream. This, this was 'murica.
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4whole GNPs of nations were based on catchy ditties. Rudy, Sata, and the other one ,had cornered the market on ringtones. Independent mom and pop operations were forced to
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4was stuffed in his face. "Yull nevr tak dis outta my mouf eva!" The boy was placed in juvenile. "Son, all we are asking you to do is just spit it out." "NEVA!"
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5'ƨuɔinoɿɿɘq,' the backward deity of lost causes, looked down on the Australian FishToad with wonder. "Lo, I shall challenge this creature with folded stories for I am a trickster."