Finished Folds (441—460)
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5At 45, I thought I would be rid of my imaginary friend. He would pop in brief flashes; always provoking me to play and run. It's so hard to drive sometimes.
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6silly for such a stalwart blacksmith as himself. Eugene McFlippermustacheaplapperfrimpleson (AKA Jim Buck) met a lady, Doris Piggerflogginhidebridedeho. "I need some horseshoes."
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3Ted, of the NSA censor brigade, rubbed his eyes. These FS pieces of crap always gave him a migraine. "0|<, 7!/\\/\\ 74|<3 0\\/3|2." Tim hit the red button. (Infection!)
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12. Now pay attention. The total sum of my love for you is the inverse proportion to my love of maths. So, if you took the time to calculate the mean.. where're you going?
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3"Look, look at yourself, you're... you're turning yellow." "No Lucy-- that means (squawk) that means the transformation is... SQUAWK!"
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3And when the priest said "until death do us part," I said, "We're just getting started! Am-I-rite?" It was easy to carry her over the threshold, light as a feather,
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3I threw my uzi in the boot a hopped back into my Porsche convertible. Shoe polish, shoe polish... Where's the bleeding shoe polish! I needed a cobbler.
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9chopsticks with variations in D minor. He then followed by his improvisations on Little Miss Muffit's concerto. What he could do with a toy piano with painted-on black keys was
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7"Umm... thanks?" she replied. "No, wait, wait there's more!" Lined up behind the door were three clowns, a lemur keeper and a mariachi band. It was going to be a long morning.
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12Or who could forget this one? "The tool on the hill sees the world spinning round, and the folds in his mind he must write them down."
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3that I am in no way evil. It is just I was born this way. I mean, if you were in my situation, wouldn't you? Solitary confinement puts a perspective on things.
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3In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich, a man stands in a suit made of geometric cones. In grim tones, he reads his poetry. "blago bung, blago bung."
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2stretched to the horizon. Unsure but determined, he said, "Let's walk this way." Sure but undetermined, she said, "How but this way?" The sure and determined minotaur approached.
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2The knight stood back aghast. The dragon, picking gossamer pink taffeta from his teeth, looked down. "What now, big guy?"
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5The customized van started rocking. Someone accidentally kicked the gear shift and the whole set-up rolled into the corn field. The 8-track switched to "Bat out of Hell."
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3We looked again at the bomb. "Sea salt?" she inquired. "Well, we have tried everything else." I responded. There was a sharp thump as the truck hit a speed bump. "Give me a hand."
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3"Let it go!" she sung and flew away in a cloud of snow. Standing motionless, succumbing to hypothermia, his blue lips whispered: "Damn, you Disney!"
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1it down to a science. Henry would grab the dorsal fin, flick his wrist and the rainbow shark would sail back into the surf. Thus, shark flinging became olympic sport.
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2my flashbacks working undercover for the CIA (Culinary Institute of America.) I was a sleeper agent. I could make a sandwich on the spot, but only if I heard my trigger word
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4melons. "That's it!" said Jane. "Jeff, take your high-fivin' friend out of my produce department!" The dwarf with the big hands looked forlorn, "but they were such nice melons..."