Finished Folds (561—580)
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4She had spines up her back and a unicorn forehead. The prince wished his wife was more "forthcoming" in the bedchamber, and so the witch took "horny" literally.
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3All the faces turned in her direction. The music stopped. "Must you go so soon? The party is just getting started!" They brushed the cobwebs off and set her down, at last.
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1She found the salmon in a wrecked Ford Explorer and swam to the surface. Sally, an office drone, saw everything on YouTube, unclipped her badge, and walked out.
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4He built a small home for himself out of balsa wood and floated down the river.
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4conferred on their strategy. "Puny humans hard to pick up with massive crab claw." "Whirly-bird throw ouch stuff at us." "Wait for night, easy pickings?" Jackie hid behind a bin.
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5concrete. Under layers of Donny and Marie posters, AM radios, and ET Atari cartridges, lies the tomb of GI Joe action figures (with beard.) Now the dog won't get 'em or my sister.
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4I slowly floated above my corpse towards the bright light. Was I prepared? Did I pray enough? I lone figure coalesced before me. "WELCOME TO VALHALLA! HERE'S YOUR AXE!"
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3passed the time marking the earth days. We would reach our colony in 3 weeks. Only later, I found out when we went to sleep, 500 years went by.
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3Gallahad's people had to meet with Dragon's people to come to a reasonable settlement. It was determined that the Dragon could visit the damsel every other weekend and holidays.
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6He stood in my backyard wading pool with his slicked back hair, chino cut-offs, Rage Against the Machine shirt, Marlboro cigarettes, and rubber-foam Hulk hands. "Miss me baby?"
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3As ambassador of the planet earth I hoped the alien appreciated my vulcan greeting. He looked at me quizzically and replied, "Nanu Nanu?"
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3moldy potatoes for yease to peel to keep yur place in the bilge." I thanked the captain politely and stowed away, This Caribbean cruise was going to be the best!
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2do their part. Scientist worked around the clock to develop bovines that gave lattes and mochas. Problems occurred when the cattle became over caffeinated.
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2o use foundation to cover it. When I looked closer into the mirror, I noticed a small crease in the bump, then an eye opened.
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9Edison looked across the city lit by his electric lights. He smiled privately; only one man stood in his way, that damned Tesla.
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7- Fade to Black - FIN. The blue velvet curtain came down. That was short. "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Just 15 minutes?
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5The NSA General looked at the Big Data coming out of FoldingStory. "Great Scott! They're being invaded by Chaos-driven SpammerBots! Call the Homeland Security Rangers!"
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10bring water to your wilted geraniums and may worms create a delicious compost." Judd found it harder and harder to write for Hallmark.
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11Scene 4: Exterior Diner. Man with slight limp walks from stage left to right. Vagabond enters holding small rucksack. VAGABOND: Wait! Can you spare a dime? MAN:
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7Annnnd... Breathe! Now NEWYORKNEWYORK ROUND OOOhsss Tee Toe Too Tah! Plato passes the potatoes. Hold this cork with your teeth.