Finished Folds (581—600)
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12on the escalator. Catching her heel, she tumbled down infinitely. Legend has it, if you go to the mall, you can still see her this very day.
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5go to the library and tear the last 3 pages of every mystery. Then I would put a ransom note offering the reader the ending. My plan is fool-proof.
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3On Saint Patrick's night, the trolls stuffed taters into the clogs of unsuspecting peasants.
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2and fish bones, couldn't bring back his Minnie the Moocher. He sucked on his cheroot, took a swig of hooch, and settled back to strumming the blues.
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10Maybe when I answered that Craig's List ad, "Hermit wanted: Decent Pay, Room and Board. Willing to relocate to Whale's Ruin Bay." I sat making circles with the sea shells.
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5Mr. Black jumped under his desk as I took out his coffee in a hail a bullets. "Wait! WAIT! Remember its daylight savings time!" I paused, maybe it wasn't time for him to die...
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4The epidemic plague of laughter and mass frivolity must be stopped! Scientist in underground bunkers worked around the clock for a natural vaccination of grumpiness.
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4IN A WORLD full of misery and strife. A SOLITARY MAN will be the CHOSEN ONE who change EVERYTHING. He picks up the remote and SWITCHES THE CHANNEL.
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2They were small, unobtrusive and furry. Everyone just picked them up off the street and took them into their homes. It was the summer of the invasion.
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4Drive-thru speaker: Welcome to ShamanZone! How may I take your reading?
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4. "It's <gasp> IT"S." The chief grabbed at his chest and stumbled over backward from a heart attack. Behind us, a black robed figure with a sythe stepped forward. "IT"S ME."
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7. AGGHH!!! SpiderSpiderSpider! GetItOFF! GETITOFF! His crossbow shot into the air alerting the orcs in the caravan below. His ambush was failing completely.
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7not going to let IKEA push him around. He placed a Q-tip in the screw hole of his BÖRSK loft bed. "There! Honey, It's done!" Later that night,
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3. Charon decided instead ferrying those damned souls down Styx, he would set up a party cruise. Whatever happens on the boat, stays on the boat, and quickly forgotten.
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5What rich grandeur! But something was missing, hmmm... Me! What could intensify this pastoral panorama more than my brilliant smile? Selfie!
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5I watch TV and hear the click-click-click of our whippet's nails as she patrols between kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and living room and back again. Then the clicking stopped.
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3I breathed a sigh of relief. I hoped to hide the stray St. Bernard in my room for a few more weeks. My mom said no pets but I am sure she will understand when I set up an avalanche
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9Now son do you have your license? You can only bag one. Here is my blade and be sure to tag the head. Watch out for those Jubjub birds and frumious Bandersnatch. Now go.
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5I put the calamari on simmer and grabbed my baseball bat. Santa, my brother, knew of my ID theft. I swung down on the head poking out of the fire place and clocked his lawyer.
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5That's odd, I thought and turned back to watch 'Celebrity Name Game.' By the next break, hordes of squids had washed onto the shore. I then noticed a low hum coming from the TV.