Finished Folds (881—900)
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1GOOOOAALL!! We made it! Britain will qualify for the World Cu.. *click* Bubba switched off the TV and sighed. What ever happened to American Gladiator? Now its soccer soccer soccer
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6"Are you ready to RUMBLE? NOW at the Staples/Citibank/Target Aquadome, the battle of the CENTURY! The KRAKEN-NESSIE MONSTER RALLY! This Thursday! Children half-price. BE THERE!
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6Why did anyone think waffles could be tacos? Weren't they Belgian? My mind drifted away from the horrible massacre. Why are green olives in jars? I thought, stepping over
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3true meaning of obedience training. The teacher bopped the student on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. "Your chihuahuas aren't the problem, now sit!" She student sat.
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3"Why rightly you should ask that, Bob." Farmer Harris kept digging deeper into the field. The hole was now six feet deep. Bob looked over the edge. "Gophers."
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3Danny Elfman sighed. It was a dead man's party, who could ask for more? Unfortunately, Undead Barney Fife took the message leave your arms at the door literally.
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7and springing on the top of the bunk beds. He did a final leap that would make Christopher Walken proud. "You can with this, or you can go with that."
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4the moment. We wrestled under the covers, but then a wet nose pressed against my toe. The passion was ruined as her Great Dane leaped onto the water bed.
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5"Temporal Delivery Service! here's your shampoo." As I adjusted my towel at the front door I asked, "How did you know?" "At TDS, we predict your needs! Vodka?"
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6dread arose as the suitor sneered at my daughter twirling his handlebar mustache. "She looks just like Clementine when she was younger. Nyah-ha-ha!" (That laugh!)
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6Woila." What most academics didn't realize was that backwater Americans prefer to pronounce "V" as "W" in line with the Latin of ancient Romans. Hence, vici becomes wiki.
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2Hurry! Wrap the coffin with blood soaked string! Quickly! light sage incense! and now for the sticky rice! INSTANT?
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10The big kids also told me that kidnappers lay in wait in the junior picture book section of the library. My childhood was fraught with imagined peril. Which prepared me for later
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6. Perkins, in his ermine finery, teed up an ivory golf ball. As he swung his ebony driver, he thought how glad he would be when Trump replaced all this. A melee ensued. "FREEDOM!"
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3was the latest disappearance. The police were stymied. The one who went to market, gone. The one who stayed home, gone. All five, gone. Was the Big Bad Wolf involved?
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5It did come to my mind, but before I could inquire he yelled, "It is the only suit I have!" He then threw a pie in my face. "Mr. Flim-Flam," I said, "We are recruiting a more
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6Luice's. Chaz looked through the one-way mirror and chewed on his pencil. The test audience for his fold concerning "clowns" gave him low marks. What do these college kids want?
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1I upgraded to a 386 with a micro disk drive, and 1200 baud modem. I was unstoppable.
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7His composition for kazoo and didgeridoo were not for the ears of this generation. But many years in the future, like Mozart, his name was emblazoned on little chocolates.
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6what he held in his leather satchel. The fog parted, as the silhouetted stranger strode up to the front of my brownstone. I rushed to lock the door, but the knob swiveled.