Finished Folds (901—920)
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3er Thames. Over the loudspeakers, the Queen announced she was was dissolving the parliament and reinstating the monarchy. Debbie knew she had to act quickly. She rushed to
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6Wally, in a lard-induced near coma, looked down at his shirt. The stains formed the face of Carol Channing. Was it a sign? "Keep those ribs comin' and get me 'Hello Dolly!'"
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5The kimchi was superb. McDonald's was expanding its menu to include other foreign street food. The deep-fried honey ants and haggis were
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5i-matter sandwich. After surviving a trip through a black hole, who would ever expect they would have a multidimensional diner like "Jerry's?" I drink a quantum coke and experience
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2My glass eye exploded taking out the torpedo. I had enough of the Mob putting the screws on old 'Blue Eyes.' and me. "Rat Pack Assemble!" Dean Martin leaped into
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3Miley Cyrus hit her TMZ radio alarm clock. Damn, Beyonce was back in the news. She leaped to the fire pole while calling her publicist on Bluetooth. "Put me in headlines. Stat!"
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6sive. "G..g...g...Godot shoulda should should have...be here by now." said Porky. "Eee-Yup shur 'nuf." said Goofy. They waited by the lone tree in the desert. The play lasted
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4Troy continued "and we all live underwater protected by meerkats and.. and.." I looked at his crayon scribble as he babbled. "The canine dwarfs are friends with
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4OH NO IT ISN'T!" Drawing my 38 special I yelled back "OH YES IT IS!" We were at a Christmas pantomime Mexican stand-off. I was in the front half and Jewels was loaded in the back.
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5my chaise lounge was chaster than ever. I put an ad on Craig's List "Psycho wants psyche for fun times: have furniture." I set up the net and waited.
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5a cat burglar. "But I'm Santa!" he pleaded at the station. "Santa's a right jolly old elf!" said the commissioner. "You're as slim as a candy cane, lock him up!"
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11...then the door locks and in four hours your oven is clean! I was impressed how the high temperatures scoured the cooked-on grease, but I forgot that I had left inside a
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5. The defense lawyer looked up. The judge, Lou, was muttering to himself with two hand puppets, "Guilty! yes definitely, hang him from the highest tree." "Uh, Your honor?"
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5stumbled back to the lectern. "If I ever see you maggots after this year. I will deny ever knowing you. Do you now how important Trigonometry is to the rest of your life? You make
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4My bunk mate peered below as I was rubbing my head. "Midnight meeting, by the falls. Be there or be square." I hated summer camp, but maybe this was different.
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6I dusted off my binoculars and surveyed the vast wasteland before me. It was strewn with misguided thoughts and mispelled delusions. I surged forth in my writing schooner.
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5eate a relaxing environment for the business traveler. As Bell Hop Joe approached room #1423, he felt a low hum and white noise emanating from the room. "Mr. Tesla?"
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3Thus I began to chomping, hoping the hooves would stop clopping, clopping on my bedroom door. I opened wide and there stood before, was a Shetland of ancient lore.
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6clipper business plummet? As you can see by this slide, with the rise of hipsters in the Bronx. Nose hair became a fashion trend. We at Hammacher Schlemmer, must find ways to
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6Lo, I am the shovel called Excalibur. And since thou hast pulled me out of the snow drift, I pronounce you Skip, King of All of Nova Scotia!" "Wicked cool!" I thought.