Finished Folds (921—940)
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6a 13 and made his saving throw. "Your holy water is no match for my Cloak of Resistance! Magic Missile!" Kerrick tossed a Dorito at the Dungeon Master.
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4"I've had to listen to you drone on and on about your problems but what about me? Do you even think I care? For this, I got my Master in Psychoanalysis?" He tossed the
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2as my TV remote floated away. "Maybe there was something to this global thing." I pondered as the torrent poured through the sills and swelled under my recliner.
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4And Thor spent most of the time getting hammered. Wichita had enough problems with the Norse Gods until the Titans showed up making a mess of the sorghum.
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1give me a written apology for all the things you've done?" "Um, no. You have a package." With a deft flick of the wrist, he signed. "Keep that, it will be worth millions."
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5Later, I entoned "Oh T'Chon, Great Spider! Accept my ritual sacrifice!" "A spoon? Where's the knife?" "Well, it was a little blunt..." Five eyes winced.
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2I mean not to approach forthwith my liege, but only the humblest of measure to draw yon eyes to the orc hordes which approach verily as by a Northern Zephyr.
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5. "And, lo you shall have no other Gods befo- Hey cut that out!" The snail ignored the burning bush's commands and continued munching on the leaves.
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4Some people like rain drops on a tin roof. Others like basking in the sun. Kids like to build forts in the snow. But my favorite weather is heads above them all, sleet.
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0But it is part of my job as a TSA, when Christmas comes around, it my job to tear through every shred of wrapping for drugs and bombs. The worst part is the kids tear up because
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7. Discovered in an Immigrant trunk, was Beatrix's later writings. "Sam Tumpkin's Crucible of Sorrow" and "Mary Piggleplump's Desperate Circumstances."
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6They had a discount on that sliced cheese you find in the wrapper. Let processed food stuff be my muse! Thus, I wrote my epic saga on Velveeta.
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5Time and space folded until my particles reached the neutrino limits. I plunged my singularity into the sun. As I approached the center, my perceptions expanded cosmically.
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6phone books, bowling balls, and small children. He would strum "Oh Suzzanah" on a banjo every third toss. I had to be Hootie's manager. I take his juggling act on the road with
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5Due to Newton's Law of Gravity, from where you are sitting, the weight of the world is not on your shoulders but on your butt.
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5"No, I don't want Yuu," I pleaded, "I want you, Y...O...U." "Why? You don't owe me anything. We're through, T...H..." "But I Love you!" "Olive juice? Are we making martinis?"
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6{Joker walks in stage right.] Are we but players who strut across life? (aside) Me thinks yon bat brain and boy blunder are out to sea. Verily, I must make mischief. Scene 3
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2KEEP IT IN! KEEP IT IN! Suppress every emotion and begin! KEEP IT IN! Hold the storm outside and bottle up inside. The cold keeps bothering me everyday. - From movie, Defrost
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4e for the first time in the four years she lived on this earth. "Squirrel, my beady-eyed nemesis, we meet again." She alerted her partner, Cletus. "What is that mutt up to now?"
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6a stray roller skate. He slid across the entry way on the floor runner and popped outside. His bath towel caught on the door, slamming it shut. The marching band was