Finished Folds (961—980)
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6My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."
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6drove, I casually looked into the back of the car. Flames were licking the upholstery. I tapped my friend's shoulder. "Stop that, it is only few more miles to Seattle, what is it?"
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6Since when did a Motel 6 have a butler? "You are part of our Decade frequent buyer's club. I have prepared your regular, Colt 45 with a spritz of Red Bull." I shuffled nervously
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5"Gee, thanks Dad, I guess." she looked over the rim. "But darling, I thought every girl wants a large pit in their back yard." "Why would I want that?" "Um.. Hold stuff?"
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3mustard which is oozing all over my hand. "Uh...Thanks." The monster snorts proudly, "EAT'S IT!" I gingerly nibble the crust of the corndog. Instantly, I gain the knowledge of the
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5to me, I would castle and force a queen sacrifice. But that's just me, you fellars know how to shoe a horse. Lookie thar! I see checkmates in three moves, God-willin'.
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9i stopped typing the next fold. POOGAN'S PORCH? (of Charleston, SC fame) I LOVE THAT PLACE! I hopped into my Mazda 3 and drove the 1320 miles for their she-crab soup. I arrived
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4The crowd went wild. Stella trash talking move put her in the final for Mo Def Chess Rap Battle 2014. "I got your bishop, rook and knight...
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6Sir Keith flipped open his tartan revealing the welded plate beneath. "Ahrr... Here be me strong suit. Have at it wif' me cudgel." Kira swiftly deflected the mace with her shield .
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2beer kegs. He swam and desperately found purchase on the aluminum surface. He seized the rubber tubing and made a make-shift raft. "Party boats suck." he thought.
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6agents can infiltrate the likes of SlimWhitman and MoralEnd. The head of the NSA steepled his fingers. Who are these people really? He needed a sniveling mole to report back. Chaz?
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6"I'm uh, actually waiting for a bus." "Don't worry, this will just take a second." Raising his ray bans, he beamed his gorgon gaze. "I rock as an artist!" he thought. The statue
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3rang. I fumbled with the receiver. A low static hum formed scraping vocals. "Collect call from _-_-_... will you accept charges?
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6We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.
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5blanket, and set out the picnic. If I timed it right, I would witness the first Viking invasion. The Norwegian time travel package tours are the best. I hoped that
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5Not everybody has useful super powers. Take the 'Barista Belle,' who can change water from tepid to near boiling with her mind or 'That Guy,' who can pick up radio waves with his
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4Twenty years later, I was a bank manager. Seth stormed in. He was now a loan shark. "Remember Baltic Ave.? Marvin Gardens? Time to pay the piper!" "But it was just a game."
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5"My brain, I sprained my brain." he moaned. "You read 'The Infinite Jest' to quickly." she rubbed his temples. "Here, have a People Magazine. That should soften it a bit. "
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6Put it under the tongue and switch on the battery. See? The new eSnuff tastes like the real thing!
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6She first rented a loft in SoHo, covered the windows with black plastic bags and proceeded to bring in large wooden crates. We heard her hammering and sawing way into the night