Finished Folds (981—1000)
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4Except in this story, they tracked my homing device and the Medivac helicopter whisked me away to a secret MASH unit where they turned me into a mega-mech out for revenge. And so,
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2a series of mason jars containing other anthropomorphic abstract concepts. I slipped Miss Death next to Mr. Right and Joe Blow. Then I noticed the Sand Man's top was ajar.
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4QUICK! Get a picture! I can't hold this for ever! This is one for the Guinness Book of World Records!
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4enough hand puppets to do my one-man barbershop quartet. America had talent but all I had was two tube socks with sharpie mustaches and broken dreams.
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1. Sherlock stared off into space. Watson AGAIN talking about his family outing. Why can't he leave me to my violin practice in peace? "So Jenkins took the watermelon and Boo hid by
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3"I think they are out to get me." "How can you tell?" "There is all this 'whispering' behind my back." "Well, you do work at a library."
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4grabbed my lapels and shouted with rum soaked breath "What you be IMPLYING!" I murmured "x, y, z, p, d, q." He stopped and looked at his crouch. This allowed me to
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4fashion, there is no limits to creativity. The latest rage was aroma chic, the more pungent the better. A clutch adorned with sardines? The limit! But the critic wasn't buying it.
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3my heart started up again. He had saved my life! I was about to thank George when he did a hay maker to my head. "What you say about my BROTHER?" I would have to proceed carefully
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4I showed them the way. Later, hits like "Baby, You Can Mark My Free Space." and "I'll B-2 True to You B-4 You'll Be True to Me," swept America. Beatle Bingo fever was here to stay
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9ere. Whoops, nope Luke was in the TED talk front ro . "So in conclusion, the Death Star required team effort and synergy. Any Questions?" Darth looked at the raised hand. "Dad?"
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3Joey's final solo reverberated in his ears. The one were he spontaneously combusted. Joey's smile covered his whole face. "I'm getting the band back... IN HELL!"
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7. Meredith Klein decided she would just hum. The hum resounded in a shock wave that cracked the Hollywood Bowl and shifted the San Andreas fault.
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6I bought the yellowed comic books to my secret lair. I reminisced as I flipped through the crumbling pages. Since I put all the super villains away, memories only remain
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2nation? A flash of an instamatic, and I was back at my sister's wedding. "How LOW can you GO?" After all the sacrifices for my love, it was limbo time.
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2"You must have me mistaken for someone else!" I pleaded. The guard knuckle dusted me on the side of the head. Muscles busted the cuffs as my skin turned green. "Now I'm peeved!"
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6The first rule of magic is that for every power there has to be an equivalent amount of energy. For a fire ball, it requires at least seven sacrifices. Mice are convenient to carry
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3regrets, uncompromising grudges and vast self-delusions. She threw the emotional duffel bag onto the upper bunk. The tramp steamer set sail from her mired past to
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4the fish rose for the first time on land. Its gills pumped out the squelchy mud and breathed the humid air. Soon... generations later, it would learn to write.
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6Then he thought, "If I embrace the imperceptible "now," my past transgressions won't matter and all future moments are for me to decide." He stepped off at a foot, landing gently.