Finished Folds (941—960)
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4a cow. Mary was Joan Jett's number one fan. She tanned the leather to create a tooled bustier with the letters "Joan Rocks!" in rhinestones. At the concert,
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6to late, the Price is Right Yodel man fell off the edge. But suddenly, the little figure gripped the cliff and pleaded. "Why must the price of popcorn foretell my fate! Why?"
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6in ever expanding circles. Her left arm hadn't the rowing strength her right arm had. She was stuck in a rut on the lake going nowhere. If she could only signal the lighthouse...
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4With global warming, the seasons accelerated to a one week cycle. Snow on Sunday, Swimming by Wednesday, and leaves falling Saturday.
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5other people smelled creosote that I knew Charred Betty was real. She kept whispering over and over, "Burn, baby, burn, burn, burn." I pleaded until I found matches in my hand.
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4" "so what did ya do then?" "Well I used it to scratch ma arm pit." "Uh-huh.""an I switched it to blend""Oooh.""Tore dem hair right out. I hate when dat happens""Thats nothin'"
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3e Richard Nixon was his favorite. Dr. Crotchieghrasper hoped to acquire all the presidents "Gallstones are like snow flakes, each one is different." FDR was still allusive.
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8and pin the tail on the donkey. Brother Francis was blindfolded and spun around 3 times. "And so brother, your initiation begins, Seek truth in darkness.
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8Oh shishkabab! The sheik unsheathed his stelleto. His six sheep swiftly fled. Fleece flew. Ewes excused, rams rambled, and lambs went on the ... lam.
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2. images. Spark the optic nerve. Transmitting signals to the frontal lobe. Firing a tsunami of neurons. Accessing pattern recognition and memory. Did I see this Friends rerun?
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5, there are more important considerations. Who will play the lead when I sell the movie rights? Do I get a limo for the book tour? What about Happy Meal toys? Although unpublished,
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3. Lilith (the other wife of Adam, Mother of Monsters, Queen of Limbo) was stuck on highway 94. She had missed her Exit and the VW was running low on gas.
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3all of my furniture was glued to the ceiling. My German Shepard was sitting patiently in the middle of the floor wagging her tail in greeting. I put down my grocery bags. "Sheila?
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7the guards would be celebrating glorious leader's birthday with cake and ice cream and balloons for the kids. This distraction would give me the opportunity to
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1just a head. The doctor smiled, "The corpusdectomy was a complete success. If you could just hold this pen in your teeth and sign here."
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8If I don't pull through my rhinoplasty, I give all my National Geographics to my son; for my neighbor, his nose trimmer back; and to my niece, 'Boy with Apple.'
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4I thought I would try smoking coffee. I started with Hills Bros. but it wasn't giving me the morning buzz. Maybe if I added a depth charge and used Jamaican Blue...
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1Donny D'Angelo was so narcissistic he'd hire bums to fan him with palms as he went shopping for Axe bodyspray.
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3hrough her ipod playlist and selected "Wartime"by the Talking Heads. The black van trailed her as she walked to school. The driver radioed "Operation: Mom's watching, A GO!"
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4fine. But promoting a website through FoldingStory is a violation of their policy. I welcome RobinHood Press Inc. and rhpinc to this site but spend some time reading the rules. (10