Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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5The (literally) short order cook used both arms to flip the pancake with the spatula. "Order up!" he said as the wait staff looked down on his tiny size. But his luck changed when
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6I have an Anything card in my wallet. Just wave in front of a customer service representative and I get anything I want.
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5The priest turned to the bride. "Do you tak..." "NO I DON'T!" she screamed hurling the bouquet in the groom's face. Her bridesmaids acted as rear guards as she rushed for the door.
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2It began, 'Moe and Midge, mice, may have the flu. "Let us fly!' said Moe. "Let us flee." said Midge. So they fleed and they flied from the flu.' Children's books were dumbing down.
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4Manatee knew of only one guy who could lead him to Danny du Gong, snail killer. He went to the Sea World asylum. "Are you the Walrus?" "The time has come to talk of many things."
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3he threw paint at the TV. Bob Ross's smile twinkled behind the acrylic smudges. Thinking, he advanced the tape forward. All he had to do was paint the screen! Happy trees!
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9said pastor Mike. The United Methodist Youth League bus now had spinners, sub-woofers, LED undercarriage lights, and adjustable shocks. The cherry powder paint job
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4I sighed. There, in the coffee room, was a lone quarter of a cake doughnut from this morning. Dare I eat it? But only a piggy would finish the box. I split it in half again.
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5see if put in the right amount of coconut milk. His somnambulant masaman was smelling delicious. Mariella thought, "Why wake him?" Then the night terrors struck.
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2I said it was too early for gin Rickeys and she said it was too late for eggs Benedict. Our relationship was in different time zones.
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7,as soonist." The gondolier winked his one eye and left my chaise lounge. As a psychoanalyst secret agent I pondered if he said assassination or assignation about our mutual friend
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6Andrew the Andorian, the masked wonder of the Pyrenees. Pamplemousse and his Highway Padres knew they would have to set an ambush for this vigilante vagabond.
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5Eats, shoots, and leaves. Or is that eats shoots and leaves? We decided to install metal detectors just in case. Despondent male pandas could be on a hair-line trigger.
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7, I invested in hovercrafts and pulled in my own personal berg. So while the rabble beg for a drop in the hot sun, I have it made in the shade. Sno-Cone?
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4We swear in foreign languages for the same reason a child will stick out a tongue behind a stern teacher and why trolls are anonymous. So when I ask for a pen, it better be a #^$!(
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3. Houdini had done this trick a million times. With his big toe he deftly reached into to his mouth to pull out the lock pick. It fell to the floor 20 feet below. "Oops."
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5I bought a fedora at Banana Republic.. Not a hipster thing, it just seemed to accessorize the whip. My archeological thesis was due and I just felt like shopping.
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5Let's get it ON! Bang a GONG! Like Donkey KONG! (Get down. Shuffle back 2,3,4 Forward 2,3,4) Aaaanddd. Shimmy-shimmy-shake. Mash Potato. Jazz Hands. Tap Dance Finish TA-DAH!
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4How did I know the wheel chair would swivel? I swept past my mute brother and flew over the cliff. I quickly grabbed a branch. "Get help!" I yelled. He smiled and rolled from view.
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4be let out. At 3 o'clock, the parents would arrive and pick up their children. White room sensory-deprivation preschool was the new way to release a tot's creativity. The kids