Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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0s or doctors or lawyers. My child's insistence in following in my footsteps, as haberdashery clerk. I pleaded with him that snood sales was a cut-throat business and it was rare
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5of the junior-high graduation ceremonies. As part of ancient Roman studies, a chicken-wire paper mache coliseum was erected and the 8th graders would preform gladiator reenactments
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4I just wanted you to know I will always be your sweetheart until the end of time, which is rapidly approaching...
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4has merit. Frankenstein crumpled the letter and threw it in the fire. Without funding, how would he be able to create life, itself! Dejected, he watched TV. Dragon's Den was on.
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4writing a bucket list. He checked that one off right away. The second was writing the great American novel in short sentences at 3 minute intervals. The third item on his list was
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4The boy had a series of index cards with lines to use in conversation. "When greeting a new friend always compliment a feature." he read. "Nice trapper-keeper." he mumbled.
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5By far the most competitive and dangerous of Winter Olympic sports is the brutal daredevil game of curling.
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3Micheal was on hour 78 of his WoW marathon. His lack of sleep had affected his senses. A Panderen Warlock walked out of the monitor and guzzled his Rock Star. "Get back in there!"
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5on her that life was like a box of chocolates. Fates picked Tyra out at random and crushed her hard outer shell to reveal the gooey nougat soul. Oblivion.
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4your face on the dollar bill and not mine. I mean who took that portrait? You look so sullen." Franklin warmed his feet by his stove. Washington handed Franklin a c-note. "Hmm?"
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3amethyst gloves. If she clapped, she would be swept with the cat Totoro to the Kingdom of Ahs. There, Shirley met the Iron Plumber, the Broomstick Boy, and the Uptight Lynx.
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2. People flocked to him as he interpretive danced to "Help" and "All You Need is Love." His hat filled up with dollar bills until the boom box played "Revolution Number 9"
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5nervous. I skipped pass the men swinging my purse back and forth."La, tra-la, la, nothing to see here, I am innocent as a new born lamb." I hoped my demeanor would allow me to
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3Reviews for "Real Life" were pouring in. "It's like a holodeck, but you can actually FEEL and SMELL things." "I upgraded to Outside and I saw BLUE SKIES" Problems occurred when
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3became a viral sensation. After her flamingo dancing, she tried other bird interpretive dancing: Penguin tap, Toucan Two-step, Chickadee Cha Cha Cha.
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5hokey pokey. It was the only way to corral a whole wedding party of drunken louts. The DJ hoped he could hold off the carnage and played "The Chicken Dance."
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1doing standing in the forest with his nice suit, faceless stare and tentacles? A turned to flee but my peripheral vision faded to black. I heard faintly, "Have you thought about
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2So I sent a SASE for the Charles Atlas Dynamic Tension Bodybuilding course. In just seven days, I would be a man! I waited every day by the mail box. When it arrived,
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7"Dear Mom and Dad: I hate Folding Story Boot Camp. I promise to be a good kid. The sarge will be here soon. Gotta go. Love, Ryan" The Sarge approached. "Private!"
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4he had seen the family cat on the last step. He tripped, spilling the froie gras and pinot noir over Lord Mayor Tundleburr's dinner jacket.