Finished Folds (1061—1080)
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4slopes. I laughed as he crashed into a tree as I deftly slalomed through the moguls. I wondered what I could buy first with his life insurance. "You're doing great honey!"
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4Deep in the Himalayas, the monk knew he would never fulfill his one true calling: lion tamer.
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4Darwin, MN has the Largest Ball of Twine. Rothsay, MN: Largest Prairie Chicken. In the small community of Zumbrota, MN, I Had to put our name on the map.
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5KA-BOOM! you died. Deduct 1 point from your Karma pool and start again with fold 1. If you read this fold in error, disregard and proceed to fold 3.
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2into free-fall. I proposed we have a committee to decide who would be point in regards to crash evacuation. Simon did a powerpoint on possible exits. The ground fast approaching,
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4Joining the French Foreign Legion, he hoped to forget about the women in his life. His ex-wife and mistress would send him postcards from Fuji. Regrettably, his first mission was
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5The detective tipped the damask cup onto the saucer. Among the leafs were small metal filings. "This was no tea party, she was MURDERED!" The robot butler looked elsewhere.
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7they finally reached the haystack of Mondoor. Its mass blotted out the sun. With many trials they reached the peak. There, they placed the One True Needle to be lost in time.
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4idence welled inside me as I met my date at the French Bistro. My ensemble of baggy pants, inflatable shoes and rubber nose would be sure to get him to notice me.
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6I kneaded my claws into her stomach and sat on her copy of 'Forbidden Fire.' She tried to push me off as held on tightly. A book won't come between me and the woman who feeds me.
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3the spirit of JAHBADOO to curse this MISSIONARY! [delete] [delete] of God to help these heathens. I wish they would stop playing with the keyboard. Please send more SACRIF
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6serve to keep thee warm me boy! Wear it proudly! Your mother spent six month knitting that prickly goat beard to warm you against the North Atlantic squall! Scratch if you must!
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5if you paced counter-clockwise three times on the widow's walk and looked at the sea at the brink of sunset and held aloft a piece of wool roving and said 'his' name backwards then
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4On his first date, he noticed on her shelf a first edition copy of 'The Trail'. Then and there, he decided to devote his life to Kafka. Unaware, it was her roommate's book.
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2Ryan, come over here and look at the screen... It's the damnedest thing... I delete this piece here... and *poof!* Delaware's gone.
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4the salvation army and settled further into his recliner. Posthumously, Miyagi became a master of Zen Tuber-Tao, action through inaction. Balance.
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10...and action! Mark worried about motivation as he crunched down on an earwig waving his squeegie at the hobo, who rose from the shallow end blowing water from a snorkel. Cut!
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3Head Cheese. Pickled Herring. Salted Cod. and finally, a slice of marbled rye. Gramps hopped down from the counter to admire his meat tower masterpiece. Jimmy heard a loud crack.
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3make a very good beer stein. As an art major, his depictions of pheasants taking wing, represented the brutal architecture movement of the 70s. The mugs were completely porous.
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4Why must you howl from the depths of the pit? 'Tis the witching hour on the moors and you challenge the black mists? Dam'd TERRIER why do you haunt MEEE?! (snausages?)