Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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5"You think I'd dress like this?" The penguin left. The giraffe ordered a tall one. The Nun: a Virgin Mary. The Rabbi: Trix. The Mime: Nothing. St. Nick and Lawyer
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4the people you can trust, the Lobbyists! For young Jan or Jake, with an amoral spirit, Lobbying is a great career choice! It takes hardly any time at all to sway corrupt senators!
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5Using his teeth to hold the pen, (due to the strait-jacket,) he deftly drew audience members on his toes. "Thank you for coming, What is it about padded cells. Huh? I mean it's not
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1. With the Parliament dissolved, the Queen dove into her underground bunker and geared up for action in her Iron Monarch Mech suit. As long as there is a Queen there is an England!
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3sniff. Was that garlic? Damn kids' obsession with pizza! And he had his fingers crossed! As the tot lay napping I felt a pull on my cape. "Mess with him, mess with me." said teddy.
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4to engage them in games of chess. While preoccupied, I would take their wallet. I was flushed with wealth until we met Grand Master Magnus Carlsen, the dog drew and I was detained.
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5hung out by the ice machine pretending to be Keith Richards and crashing Bar Mitzvahs. I would mooch off the buffet and play Klezmer. I was living the dream until Keith showed up.
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4The phantom bride hitchhiker motioned me to roll down my window as I desperately tried to restart the engine. I pantomimed that I could not hear her and turned up the radio.
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4n. A newt approached the gypsy. "Upon ye quest ye must answer me these ques..." She grabbed the newt by the neck. "7 magic acorns." "Right there." gasped the newt.
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4Easy enough to destroy small things with her mind, but she had to be in a real snit for major calamities. Just waiting in traffic could take down an overpass.
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4QUICK! To the shelter! Do you have everything? Ammo, Batteries, Water, Sudoku, Blankets, Gallon Drums of Mayo, Can Opener. HURRY! NO TIME! CLOSE THE VAULT!
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4. "Brad! Look me in the eye!" I yelled up at the behemoth. Brad swiveled blotting out the light with his massive frame. "I..um.. challenge... I mean, what chance finding you here?"
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6Yes, since we are made of star stuff and we are little more than dust the vast cosmos, what do you think will be the new colors this Spring?
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3. "ARRGH!! (Confund der snuffle ep!) DAT WENT UP ME NEZ!" He yelled. He stumbled into the next room to pour water on his beet red nose. "Frign Hot Pockets! ERRGH!" It fell off.
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4the room and drapes were all smoky, maybe a dash of paint. I deftly vacuumed up the ashes of my husband and called State Farm Life. Spontaneous human combustion not covered? Damn.
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3The captain listened again. One Bell - Land, Two Bells - Iceberg. Three Bells - Pachyderms. He steered the ship hard to starboard and prayed the broadside would hold.
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3Whose idea it was to combine aerosol whipped cream with misted Red Bull would not be invited to my Niece's Birthday party ever again.
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3300 pound autonomous robot who followed his every command. Although Sono was a pacifist, his robot would take account of every wrong in the world and 'correct' it at a later date.
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5.' Webster put 'lady bits' down and continued writing."Origin: 'twerking' derives from a contraction of the Anglo-Saxon 'to work.' example: 'I twerk the fields for my king.'"
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7hooligans in their souped-up jalopies! They're a menace to the American way!" Dirk tossed the copy at the camera and stormed off channel 45's traffic watch.