Finished Folds (1081—1100)
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4A week later, his letter was returned. It was in bits of ashes. Also, enclosed was a small memo written with a gel pen on Hello Kitty stationary. "For my cat's death, Revenge! :)"
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6If you give a mouse a cookie, he will suffer from a diabetic episode. If he suffers from diabetic episode, you must give him an insulin injection. If he recovers, he might sue you.
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4to Pillsbury headquarters . I had hoped to be the next dough boy. What I found there was a dojo with several other candidates in line. A PA boomed, "There can only be one! Fight!"
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5were glorified sea-monkeys. Many had forgotten these prodigy in abandoned mason jars. Now, they were the only viable life on planet earth. They evolved into a superior species.
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4It was often thought he was the originator of terse lit like FoldingStory, but some English majors theorize the Mr. Blevins was actually none other than
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5I turned on the traditional yule log on my UHF station. There was the bright fire crackling with light carols playing in the background. Suddenly, feet stumbled across the screen.
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5taken to endorsing weapon systems: Laser Targeting drones brought to you by Walmart, Defensive Anti-personnel brought to you by Starbucks. The War sport teams had names like
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5I unwrapped the gift. It was a small chip for the back of my neck. It would monitor my location, when I slept, what food I ate and how often I exercised. "Why thanks, hon."
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3Scratch and sniff stickers were never designed for the information age... until now.
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4over a shark tank. My padre stroked a white Persian cat. "Here at St. Judas Parochial, Villainy is our passion! I must leave you now." When he left, I tested the knots.
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6control my life. I needed to pick myself out of the gutter! I could show the world I was somebody! I put my FoldingStory and Candy Crush scores on my resume. Soon, offers
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6"I can't take it any more! We didn't start the fire..." Lenny Bruce. Blue Moose. Coca-Cola on the River Kwai. John Glenn. Aspirin. Journey There and Back Again. Karoke Bar...
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4Meta is selling like hot cakes these days, give me another chance. Dear Sir: I run a publishing house not a Dadaist atelier, get with the program. Dear Editor: What if I add
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6he could get a better swing. I tried to signal that I was aware of the scalpel touching my skin, but I couldn't move. Then I noticed another presence, beside the doctor.
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5Luckly, thie blob was sluggish allowing me use the field guide. From the pustules' violet sheen, it had to be Oswald's Purple Ooze. It recommend flambe at high temperatures
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5I mosey and supposy those toesy were rosy. Where 8 on one foot they happened to be? If I supposedley my toesy where rosy I supposed them one foot erroneously.
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9I strapped on the gross of bottle rockets, checked my roller skates, adjusted my goggles and peered down the steep slope. It doesn't get any better than this, and it never did.
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6Except Bono drinks too much eggnog and tries to horde the microphone. Followed by fisty-cuffs and broken egos. So... FoldingStory is like "We are the World" but different
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5Harry Potter arrived early and had made a paperbag lunch. Bilbo Baggins ambled down the cobble path to meet him by the switch yard. They were ready for a full day of train spotting
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5approached from behind and tapped on the shoulder. "Remember me?" My friend turned and the wig fell off. As I looked into that ivory grin, I realized it wasn't my friend at all.