Finished Folds (121—140)
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6times a week he would crosswalk Abbey Road. He slept in the bath at the Norwegian Wood apartments. In his trance state, he felt he was the fifth one. At work,
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2hit the GPS. "Turn left at the next... oh, jeez." She ducked down in her bucket seat as he swung the convertable under a jack-knifed trailer. "CAN YOU JUST LISTEN? TURN LEFT!"
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9spit tobacco at ten paces, en she shuld clean sum crawdids, en fix a transmissin'. Ol' Possum set back from his laptop and smiled. The offers will soon come pouring in.
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5tand nothing I have been saying?" Bruno the Corgi looked forlornly at the entity made of pure energy. If it wasn't going to feed him, what did he care about cosmic consciousness?
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5Along with the landscape, people changed color along with their mood. Those that were gray, were ostracized, and forced to live down in the dumps. A rainbow coalition was formed.
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3g proposal, Wednesday was now Christmas Day! The government turned the National Guard to 'Present Enforcement Troops." Anyone who didn't participate was put on the 'naughty' list.
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5do the Mambo! Look at me go! Now, where is the off switch to these shoes. ( I should've read the instructions.) Now, hold on.. Aaargh! (Great. The Electric Slide.)
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7She adjusted the tennis balls on her walker and leapt from divan. "You'll have to chase me!" He put his chair into high gear. "Maybelle! The heart yearns!"
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3Written in ball-point, his name ran off the name tag and onto his polo shirt. "Difficult using tentacles," he slobbered. "You can call me 'Msibvuf' for short."
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8turned up to 11 blasting, "I want you to want me." His tuxedo was a rumpled sky blue and his van was a rusty orange. My dad turned to me with tired eyes. "Prom date's here."
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5But at least we had our satellite TV. So even though there were riots in the streets, we could eat saltines and wonder who would get the rose on "The Bachelor."
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8They looked at their goal lists from four years ago. "I finished the first draft of my new novel." "I ran a marathon." "Inner peace for me." " I got to level 423 on Candy Crush."
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5Someplace, there is an island, where wild chickens run free. Every June, we take our boats to the island, and have a big poultry round-up. Chicken Boys riding Shetland ponies would
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3"Thank you dearie, did you remember my peanut butter?" The alien handed Grace her groceries and teleported. Grace sat on her roof and wondered when the molasses would receed.
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1"breathe in, keep those calcutators between your knees. Noooww... divide by 42... andd.. out. Next, I want you not to think about thieving hippos." Dadaistic yoga sessions were
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11Ellie struggled with her jumpsuit as she stumbled onto the stage. Rosy gave her a thumbs up from the wings. "This looks like a job for Insecurity Woman," she stammered.
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6Hades hopped up to the podium. "Sermon's over folks, you're talking about paradise but how about my pair of dice?" He brought out the Holy Craps.
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3"Umm... are you him?" said the gaggle of teens in unison. "Why, yes!" replied the aging rockstar. "Selfies!" they screamed blinding him with their flashes as he fell off the stage.
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4Dave dropped a brat in horror. "Maybe you should see a doctor." "Nah, I got this," said Mike wrapping the holes in his abdomen with duct tape. "Not like this hasn't happened before
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7End. "The End?" he wondered. He flipped through the rest of the pages, all blank. He looked at the spine. The title read,