Finished Folds (1261—1280)
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4ies 32) the forgotten DVD of "My Left Foot" 33) redacted 33a) also redacted 34) the wind as it blows through timberline aspens 35) crumpets
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4It smells like ... victory. During 'nam my taste buds were wiped clean by Agent Orange. Now I can only appreciate the extremes like burnt toast and bitter chicory coffee.
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6Just then, in a flash of lightning, Thor swept to the scene in his goat chariot. Cthulhu and the Mormons looked at him. "So this isn't Ragnarok?"
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5The ant had a small cordial and giraffe had a Long Island iced-tea. The elephant splurged on a double martini. The ant said, "I forgot the punchline. Script!"
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4"IS THE skin between your fingers SAGGING? Do people MURMER about your INNIE-CREASES? We at SKINNY-Ds Plastic Emporium have a one-stop surgical solution.
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6Did you know, if you collect the Topps bubblegum packs of the Giants for their '79 season, the watermarks on the backs form a treasure map?
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3put a ward around the castle. Unfortunately, it didn't cover the drawbridge. The dragon perched on the watch tower. "Swell party Frank, where was my invite?" The wizard gulped, "Um
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2reconstruct Disney character's in real life. It was a disturbing success. Goofy, the half-man/half-dog hybrid, prowled the Magic Kingdom. HYUK!-HYUK! I had to close this lab.
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3Most vampires reside in seedier areas like Whitechapel's red light district, preying on the lessers. By the Queen's command, I, Jack the Ripper, will kill this plague.
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9how hard is it to get green blood out of fabric? She rushed to her First Aid kit. It was a little outdated, so they didn't have a section on becoming an alien clone, just a robot.
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5At this point in history, the Knight Errant Market Surveyor was born. Traveling from shire to hamlet, he would ask the peasants on a scale of 1 to 10 how they felt about gruel.
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3People lost the value of money. They would mime paying the clerks in stores. "If we can't figure our place in the universe, why worry about the economy?" said a nihilist consumer.
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5have about ten letters to work with. Since my name was Zanquaj, I was never able to spell it out. I wrote to Chef Boyardee personally to explain my
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6Look at the screen. Just rest your eyes and stare at the green dot in the center. After a few seconds, your peripheral vision will fade. That's when you see them...
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2xxx." Robbie yelled as he plummeted into the shark-infested waters. His mom knew that 1st graders needed to be pushed out their nest to get character. Her dad did the same for her.
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5corpse. Ted said "Dude, so you're telling me the dude from Back to the Future just shot the dude from Teen Wolf. His own grandpa?" Bill: "Yeah." Ted: "Woah."
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5First, he packed all of our stuff into a black helicopter. Agents then ushered us to a moving Lincoln that whisked away to a private leer jet. We now raise turkeys in Iowa.
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3Phantofear (fan-toe-fear) n. 1. The feeling one gets when tripping on an unperceived last step down a flight of stairs. Other New Words:
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5the cat. Oh, what a relief! I had thought the shadow was a monster or something. I then noticed that "Mungo" was curled in my lap.
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3The whole catastrophe was recorded by his roommate on cell phone. Then it went viral. Like planking and parkour, towel surfing stairs became the latest teen fad.