Finished Folds (1361—1380)
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5"Hi Jack." we all murmured in unison. Sparrow sat down and fiddled with his bird skull beads. "Its been a fortnight since I 'ad a drop of wee stuff, but still seein' em tentacles."
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3The frogs just weren't working. The princes would always have some tell-tale problem: a long tongue, a propensity to eat flies, major leaping, etc. Now, she was on to the toads.
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8Who took my lucky hat? Only someone who knew were it was and could read my every thought. Hmm.... Someone like... YOU! Yes, YOU! YOU STOLE my HAT and I WANT IT BACK! ... (please?)
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4Sasha wondered what the poor stray waif of a bedraggled black kitty wanted. Her luminescent green eyes pleaded upwards to her, as if to say, "Only your soul."
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3ultra-hipsters knocked on my door late at night. "Welcome to the inner circle, have a beer from an elite micro-brewery in Utah. We are so over things before they even happen."
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5stands up in his Craftmatic bed waving his cane. Nurse Mary sighed, "Captain! report to bridge at once and take your meds!" After Firefly was canceled, residents were having fits.
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5Caterpillar. I have an IQ of 160, buckaroo." Cowboy Bob winced inwardly gave the kid a pat and turned to the camera. "How sweet, stay tuned for Bob's Cartoon Barn after this."
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7Ano-"dont"-iglanis? Ano-"DO"-iglanis! (If you get my meaning.) Why spawn with the trout all day when you can slum down here with us catfish and rub feelers?
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3accelerates on its own. In a parking lot, my Toyota Camry attempts to herd every shopping cart in sight. It makes barking noises at sport cars. Its Border Collie possession will
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5"Kang-flangid-piece-o-junk-muther-muffler-peas-and-carrots-can't-getz-the-konfoluted-starter-goin!" chunka wheeeeze chunka wheeze ... chicka chicka VOOOOOOM!!! (plink)
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6Now, answer the following: Where do you see yourself in five years? How about ten years? Fifty? A thousand? How about when the sun is a burnt-out cinder? Huh? How 'bout it?
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2anything... ever!" My projects include: half of a rocket ship, 700 pages of a novel about cheese, and partial translation of Poe into Klingon. Never finished a one.
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3my ex, "Men without Hats." would always show up at the office. "Can't we safety dance like we used to?" My "Men At Work" (whom I am now married) challenged them. "It's a mistake!"
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11(Based on a true story) On nights like this, my dad would go to the garage, turn on the UV lights, and suck up moths with a vacuum cleaner.
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1'Do you have any idea how fast you were going?' 'Yeah, it was awesome, right?'
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8The inspector tipped his porkpie hat and handed us a greasy note. "Yep, she looks all right by me!" I closed the door "I don't trust him, Mike" I said as the roof caved in.
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7. From that point on, I had no fear. I could do anything. I headbutted my psychologist, picked up my wallet, jingled some change, and whistled a merry tune as I headed out the door
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3"Come on, don't be mad. That was my best tune." I pleaded. The cobra didn't move from the basket. "Sure, right, just like Cleveland. You're a REAL professional." it hissed.
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6strapped Hank and me into a railed car. "I had no part in this!" I blurted. The clown chuckled and pulled the lever. "There is ALWAYS ROOM for ONE MORE!" The car lurched forward.
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3...This is your brain on drugs... now with a slice of bacon and some hash browns. Don't forget the orange juice. The Big Drug Slammers Special... available at Denny's.