Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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7As we rushed through the clouds, our driver turned to us. "The only thing that is keeping this bus aloft and from utter destruction is the belief that we can fly. Keep thinking!"
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4ooooh Folger's! Sweet bounty of the caffeine! Why did I turn away? I was seduced by the forbidden knowledge of "Brand X." I now clung to the black abyss of my mug, transforming.
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5The Department of Defense needed to get away from the controversial drone program. What they needed was solo armored divisions. They needed Combat Segways, and we were ready.
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5fighter albums and turn it on really loud!" Tommy's idea was brilliant. Nothing like blasting music to keep unwanted guests from raiding the pantry. But what about the liquor?
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3'Wah-wah-wah" Good grief, this class is taking forever. I fold up my security blanket and use it as a pillow. Poor Charlie. He's having PTSD from Lucy's punt-feints.
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3my neighbor's porch inches from his newspaper. He looked at the snake fangs and then my catapult. "Death from above!" I yelled as he shook his head and went back inside.
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9him and his gang of buffoons went on the lam. He put his flat foot on the gas. Bozo was never the same after his tour of duty with "Clowns without Borders." Something had snapped.
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6The difficult part of rewriting your past is getting all the elements right. I had to hire a family so I could have my father (at 12 bucks an hour) present at my fifth birthday.
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7Frog and Toad stopped before Jesus Christ lizard. "Come with me, and I will make you fisher of... of fish!" Frog and Toad looked skeptically. "Jesus," thought Jesus, "This is hard.
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5After creationism became the law of the land, they issued a decree that the Sun did indeed revolve around the Earth. Elsewhere, pagans decided to bring back
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4, peanut butter and bacon... mmm... That does sound good! I think I will make a sandwich right now. Yum. What were we talking about?
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5to my editors advances. If only Darrel from accounting with his wavy gold mane, tan pecs and pirate shirt, would sweep away me, Miss McCallum, from all this.
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5Tintin threw down his paper in disgust. "Snowy, we travel the globe on ripping adventures and all they yammer about is Astrix the Gaul. As a famous Belgian, I must protest."
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7He had just come home with his groceries when he saw a SWAT team surround his house. The police chief stopped him. "You can't go in there for the next 48 hours."
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4Just as she was showing him the door, (good riddance) an alert came off the TV. "Due to a Homeland emergency, everyone must stay indoors for the next 48 hours."
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3Everyone thought my perpetual motion machine was a godsend. What we didn't know was that the power increased. All our capacitors where reaching the limit. How could we stop it?
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7Gumby. I took a pair of tweezers and inserted the secret name of god into his head. "I'm Gumby Dammit!" it piped up and hopped off the table. My golem needed some work.
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6discovered she held her chest down with duct tape? Was he really "just friends" with his wookie companion? "Han, now that we are engaged, did you shoot first?"
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5Just take a look at these photos: Lenin's speech, Hitler's speech, King's speech, Lennon's Peace-In, Nixon's resignation. He is always there, sitting two seats to the left.
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9and I started to metamorph. My face became plasticine and I couldn't move my lips. My skin turned ultra-marine blue. I had an urge to drum PVC pipes. I became BLUE MAN!