Finished Folds (1401—1420)
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5I had a literary license .... to kill!
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9The wedding invite said, "Bring a suit." So what if mine was bright canary hazmat with a gas-mask helmet! I was on time!
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5thumping hobbits. Poor Gracie, left alone in the cave to cook while the other trolls went on a hunting rampage. Then her fairy godmother swooped down,
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3I set my stop watch for 5 minutes. That would be 2 min for chuckwagon, 30 sec for milk, 40 sec for carrots, 1 minute for cheetos, and 50 sec for nut goodie.
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4What would he need to take on the Appalachian Trail? So far he had one tube of anchovy paste, a can of Manwich Bold, a box of turkey dressing, and a cheddarwurst.
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2And the song went, "Obama packa llama on the way to Capistrano but your gonna needa driva if you want to go!" (Ukelele solo)
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6ferret. Go into any dive and it is the gal with the weasel who always gets my time of day. I ordered a scotch straight, she ordered a Sapphire Rickey and the ferret ate pretzels.
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6cherry lip-smaker wafted over the summer camp. "I'm all in." murmured the Tenderfoot scout as he pushed a pile of lanyards, patches, and jolly ranchers. Go Fish was getting serious
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6The man smiled and continued with the torture, (snap) "On my next slide here we are at the famous Corn Palace." (snap) She screamed "All right I'll tell!" (snap)
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3"No, Jaspers did not write your name on the couch in sharpie. Come out of your room when you are ready to tell the truth." Closing the door, I looked at the dog. "We need to talk."
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4improved his case with the jury. "Dear friends, you see before you a sad little donkey whose only possession was his tail. In this case of Eeyore vs. Winnie the Pooh, we will find
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4Are you tripping on goof balls again?" My mind had an eloquent response but I realized my boss was absolutely splendid. "Okasie-a-ladasee." my tongue replied.
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4would give us urchins shillings and tell tales of the high seas. On special days, we would swing from a rope on his hook. When we heard a ticking croc ate him, we were devastated.
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6to be knock-off replicants. The question "A student gives you an apple. It has worms in it. How do you feel?" caused several to go ballistic. Bladerunners were hired by the ETS.
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8and held the hand of the one I loved. I knew then everything was going to be all right. Until, I realized I didn't have the rest of her body.
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6that every fold with its hopes and dreams would be crushed by the next line. He started his story of a girl falling in love for the first time, but by the next fold
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7joined in a chorus of "Thar she blows!" I felt woozy. My head spun as I tried to get to the door. When I came to I was on a three-masted vessel to Shanghai.
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1their being on the island for years and how they had to resort to cannibalism before she was rescued by the Harlem Globetrotters. "May be a bag lady now, but I used to be a star!"
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5We had been going to the backroom at Ned's Polonaise Room since the 70s. We set up out card tables and shook hands all around. Old Joe brought out the tiddly-winks and we commenced
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5My father was deep into skee ball. He had a trophy case for all the wall-crawlers, chatter-teeth and other plastic doohickeys. I was his protegee. "It's how we roll."