Finished Folds (1421—1440)
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7d, "Fee Fie Foe Fum, English gamey as they come." The Giant from then on decided he would be more selective in his eating habits and switched to a diet of strict vegans.
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4... ten paces, turn left at the swing-set and start digging. I cleared away the cedar chips and found a pink shoe-box that I had buried there in 1987...
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6"Jack and Jill went on a straight path turning at Heathrow to get onto M25, I met them at 8:25. Why? Try." By post-modern deconstruction of nursery rhymes, I introduced banality to
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4. "Take off her blindfold! TAKE OFF..." With the sound of a ripe coconut, the bat hit the party clown squarely in the back of the head. The fire edged to the jumper castle.
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6ipper was attached to a V-8 motor. I was ready to do some extreme deforestation. My fiancé had just returned from bird watching to see vast mounds of saw dust across the meadow.
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4I was dumped out at Santa's Sweat Shop for Wayward Boys. He chomped on a candy cane and pointed to the frozen tundra. "Nothing for miles, don't even think of being naughty."
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4gold teeth. The skeleton smiled at Ted. (What else could it do?) "We've been waiting a long time for you, Ted. Candy?" Ted dropped the Pez gun and reached for his holy fly-swatter.
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10He would sit at the bar surrounded by hipsters and light the fringe from the cuffs of his Levis with a Bic lighter. He slammed Jagers, "I don't get drunk, just filoshiphical."
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7had a whole crowd of moochers surround my cubicle. I quickly hid the bag under my desk, but they could tell from my orange dusted fingers. "These Nacho Doritos, they're mine!"
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5In old Indo-china, "The Dragon Lady," Madame Wong was lonely. Nobody knew her 'real' self because she wouldn't let them get close or they ended up dead. She idolized Doris Day.
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4Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.
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11ved my arm pits. "It's just so... ish." she quipped as she plucked the last of the hairs. I became weak as new-born lamb, "Curse you woman! Now I'll never be champion!"
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6Ten large cardboard boxes were dropped off at his house with small manila envelope which read, "Open This First."
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6He tried to bring the steel buns back. The baker peered up over the counter. "That be dwarf bread. Used more for a weapon than eatin'. Easily take out an orc with a well placed BLT
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5I guess that you are ill. I would recommend to take this pill. Tomorrow, I will send your bill. Mister Scott, you're here still?
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6fish, I hate fish and the mango is touching and I want chocolate milk and can I have desert now?" One day, one hour, one minute, one second... at a time.
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5and swallowed Marvin in one gulp. He then licked his lips and sauntered over to a sunny place on the couch, purring contentedly.
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5Zombie Operas were the new solutions for limited budgets. All that was required was a nimble seamstress. The soprano's gloved hands were a particular problem. Fingers kept falling
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7Professor Bombo Ungerdunger's Inflatable Fauna (Advanced Placement) was the toughest course at the Clown College.
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6approached. Sy-Fy's new epic "Sharktopus vs. the Sponge!" was to be longest TV movie ever! The action scenes alone went on for hours.