Finished Folds (1441—1460)
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2with the wind in her face. "Oh, I'm flying!" she thought. When her dream came into focus, she was in the cockpit of a 787 plummeting downwards. Big Bird was her co-pilot.
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12No one would every guess my password. I took the numbers 1 through 5, and typed them in ... backwards!
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5"Wow, you do look big. Is this your first time having a baby?" I nodded my head between the searing pain. The doctor clapped his hands. "Me too, where are those salad tongs?"
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7She merrily set everything in her apartment in pink hat boxes with satin ribbons. By Saturday, She moved it all to his tin shack. By Sunday, looking at the swamp, she wondered.
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6With all the groupies and the long bus rides and nights filled with drugs and booze, I know I have paid my dues as an ocarina musician.
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7.and... I got nothing. How could I win the Gothic south poetry contest? Fifty smackers were at stake. I hit the Underwood's keys. 'Moss covers you eyes. The air is dogs panting.
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8t will be $20,000, adios!" I hung up the phone, that is the last time I will try to speak Spanish on 1-800-FLOWERS. A week later, the bazooka was on my doorstep. IKEA instructions
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4He took a sip of his iced-tea and slowly swung in his hammock. He felt the summer sun dapple through the trees and heard the soft buzz of predator quad drones approaching rapidly.
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4I hopped into 1984. "I'm from the future!" They were skeptical. "Oh really? What's the next big movie?" "The Great Gatsby in 3D with rap music!" I piped. "Oh, gag me with a spoon."
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6my ear, "My my, they look just like ANTS down there don't they? You'd go SPLAT from this height." Memories aside, I took hold of the zip-line from the observation deck.
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5As I finished paying for my Doritos and other snacks, the smiling cashier handed me a miniature schnauzer. "Its Free Puppy Day! You get one with any purchase over twenty!"
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11if maybe no pants and sailor suit was limiting his A-game with the ladies. Maybe he could get some pointers from his Uncle who taking a daily swim in his loot.
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10The density of a lap cat increases proportional to the distance an owner is from a remote control.
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7Crime rates, global population, skin cancer, and gas prices are down. Why? Is it the increase in a police state? No. Alien Invasion? No. The Internet? Yes.
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5had to be closed. "Listen Superman, I think you have had enough." "Whadya mean? I tain't drivin... I'm flyin! Upz,Upz, anna Way!"
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8g took the form of sharpening 27 pencils, indexing my receipts, sorting through the forms of the last ten years, cracking my knuckles, and playing FS. The IRS came knocking.
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3on. He was the Regan, leader of the free world! He'ed get Rambo on that Buster. No backing away like Carter and that swimming bunny. Game on!
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5Are you tired from a long drive on Highway 66? Are you looking for a nice place to rest? Why not come on over to Bates Motel, now with Color TV and miniature golf!
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3, attending "Burning Man," was a complete idiot. Sand and sunburns were in places that had never seen the light of day and armadilllos were giving me advice. Heat stroke?
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4The professor blew up the powder-blue balloon, tied it, held it at arms length, and with one sweeping motion, popped it with a pin."Thus ends the lecture. Questions?"