Finished Folds (1521—1540)
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11"Isn't cavier, wine, and truffles; just fish eggs, spoiled grape juice and tree fungus?" she asked while dabbing her mouth.
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3... I removed my ear piece. What is good quality music? In my day you could actually hear the lyrics without the sound of guy being castrated. Where's Ragtime?
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3was a YouTube video of some frat boy playing Miserlou on a ukelele. He was at a quandary. Thumbs up or down? The kid had talent, but a ukelele? It could be worse, Harlem Shake.
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5tired of driving across country in their mini-van, hopping from one college town to the next, in a desperate attempt to promote their anti-drug/sex/booze life-style. Even the Jenga
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4Minutes from the Trade debates with Indonesia. He looked at her from his bonded bed as she continued to narrate. "Hilary is this your idea foreplay?"
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7e to me with your breathing, (yeash.) 22) Take the time to smell the roses and read the tabloids in the grocery lane. (Let 'em wait!) 23) If you lost the lottery,
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4WHEATLEY, computer AI of Portal, looked askance at GLaDOS. His/its companion cube was broken by her harsh modulations. There must be a way to get through to her. Orange or Blue?
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5Bush Sr. smiled sheepishly at Clinton and placed another log on the fire.The ex-presidents camp outs were wearing him down. Carter was singing "Kumbaya" and Junior just arrived.
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1lemonade and ice-tea with a dash of old country club bigotry. Willie handed Lars the dink drink list. Each cocktail was named after a famous jerk. "Does this have tiger's milk?"
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3return home. Take my daughter to dance classes. In that hour before lunch, make a ritual sacrifice to Woton. Pick up the kids. Wait for my wife to come home from work. Every day.
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6. At the diner, he settled into a stack of sourdough flapjacks. His thoughts drifted to the Evil Banker. "Probably should wash the truck." Two miles back, a body crawled out
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2Our DVR had on 52 hours of "Diners, Dives and Drive-ins." My Dad would fast forward until he saw a fry basket and then hit pause. Since Mom is a vegan, I worry about them.
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5up his hands. "Oh, your one of those anti-shock freaks aren't you, Brenda? There is nothing a few volts can't cure. Now Hop onto the gurney while I strap you in." Brenda ran.
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6nailed that stake right through the heart. I always wore clown makeup when I work. It distracts the undead long enough for me to get the job done. And the look on their faces...
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5somersault and slammed the tome onto the table. "So, daughter, as you can see, pomegranates are God's gift!" Ever since Dad's infomercial, "The Pom Diet," he showed off.
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1Do your elbows chafe as you browse the information superhighway? With just a dollop of bacon grease, your problems will be solved. Some other useful tips:
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4In my dream I wear a motorcycle helmet and I am the only one dancing in an office. There is this strange beat in the background and then suddenly, pandemonium and chaos. Harlem.
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6It was a choice of living life to the fullest, seizing the day, or watching a "Heroes" marathon on Netflix with a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red and a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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3meet a bratwurst vendor named Fritz. Order the 'Berlin Special" with extra red onions. The code will be in the wrapper. Use this code to call "Mom" and tell her you miss her. Next,
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7tell me the remainder on the board?" (While I take off my glasses, crawl on the floor and muss your hair?) "Johnny?" Johnny piped up. "The number is SEX! (oh gawd.)"