Finished Folds (1561—1580)
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6dmill. How did a mini-ice age occur in Holland? The crows had ruined my snowman as I stomped my clogs. Snow sculpture was my only way to survive the tulip famine.
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8ugly in-laws. Vader put down his tea and straw. "I want to see Velentia more often. As a gift, I would like to send the two of you on all-inclusive vacation to Alderaan, my treat."
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5Where to hide it? Where to hide the corpse? I buried the bee in the backyard and prayed for my soul. But late at night, I still hear the buzzing in my ears....buzzzzzzzzzzz
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3an Olympic sport once again. The gladiators really knew what they where doing. For example, the Biathlon, they should ski and then shoot each other. Table Tennis, to the death!
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4Went through a red light: -10 points. Didn't park in the handicapped zone: +20 points. I looked down at the grand total for my karma budget. Hot Dog! Enough to rob a bank!
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2nutritious start for our marathon. Under immense pressure and heat, a weeks worth of leftovers can become a tasty energy bar. I heard this was how Lance Armstrong started his day.
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2I handed him the spanner and shined a torch on the problem. He picked up the wrench and looked where I had shined the flashlight. "Crisps?" I said as he took the chips I offered.
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4. The mob rushed the doors waving thier credit cards in the air." William and Kate Commerative Paper Plates, WHERE ARE THEY?"
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4. I stared at her blankly as I stifled a choking swallow and hit my chest a few times. "Umph... Love of my life how could think I (urp) stole your sandwich?" She smiled slyly.
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4and a bit rusty. Sure, it was a tin man made of junk, but would it fool the Robot Overlords? I flipped the switch, and teleported my bucket of bolts to the mothership.
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9I down-shifted my Chevy and headed West. I Chad, would visit ManuelEnd, the dude of LA. I put my one bullet in the pocket and thought of never seeing Mayberry again.
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5By age five, she was released from her Skinner box into the wilds of Kindergarten.
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6The ochre yellow oozed off of the canvas in a distinct puddle on the museum floor. The night watchman didn't notice, and casually walked through it.
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3internet became a silent waste land. Spam and porn had been the only business models that worked. All that was left were podcasts from NPR and BBC1 and funny pictures of cats.
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2! TIN ROOFS ..." But I wasn't able to hear the rest of the song as the "No-Fun" thought police hauled her into the Ministry of Love. I love Big Brother.... No, not the TV show...
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5suffering from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story.... wait a minute...
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3Inn was the worst place I ever stayed. What with staying in the room 'haunted' by The Headless Maid and the lack of a continental breakfasts. It was terrible.
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7later. I took up the courage, and crossed the street to the Other Side. There she was, working at the "Curl Up and Dye Hair Salon." In 15 years, I maybe said Hi once
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3at the Head Matron. Margaret waited expectantly for dessert at "The Orphanage for Wayward Waifs." The slop was doled out by ladle. Tapioca? Margaret started the food fight of 1879.
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3Lulu believed in second chances. Unfortunately, she was on her fifth.