Finished Folds (1581—1600)
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6What's you favorite color? Is a cat an animal or a vegetable? I put down my No 2 pencil. I studied advanced calculaus for this? They were sure dumbing down college entrance exams.
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6My diabolical Necrocolliope played the music of the dead. The pipes would wail across the grave yard pulling corpses from their slumber. They really liked it when I played
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6expanded. I could smell the red velvet cake on my sixth birthday and hear The Muppet Show playing in the other room. Unfortunately, I went bankrupt and had to foreclose my memories
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5hedgehogs to be such good agents. Send a couple through enemy lines under the cover of darkness, have them snuffle around HQ, and head back with the plans. They were the unsung
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4I looked at him quizzically. "Is there some gravy on my face? Where?" He put down his banjo, put on his porkpie hat, sighed, and walked out the door. I never get blues men.
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6party was a hit. If you ignored the baby doll arms sticking out of the jello, the black balloons that read "Death is Near," it was pretty festive. ' it was pretty festive.
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4contents in the first-aid book and desperately tried to look up the Heimlich maneuver. The information was under 3 different headings. My vision was blurring from lack of oxygen.
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4breather. "Could you just (gulp) hold up a bit?" She batted her squinty eyes and gave him a bucked toothed grin. "Nah pahrdner, we're almost on top. Grab your galloots and go!"
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8Do I have to spell it out for you? Where threw! I mean, Wear throw! I meant Wee R Thorough! Dammit! What I'm trying to say. (Oh, she left.)
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11Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake oven where I can cook Tandoori chicken using a 100 watt bulb.
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55. Getting splashed from head to toe in snow melt from a passing ambulance.
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6public lavatories. "Chemical Bros! You guyz are all techno and everything! Can I take your picture?" Moby tapped me on the back. "Can you move it? I gotta go." "Just wait." I said.
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4put burlap bags on their heads, sell all their possessions, and wait on top of steep hills. The Mayans made an elaborate prank and waited in their flying wheels to surprise
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5Doctor Frankenstein was close behind among the glaciers. My corpse body could barely resist the elements. Up ahead, was a fat man in a red suit, smiling. "Sanctuary!" I yelled.
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4Cats seemed to be the most adaptable to dialogs with the Robot AI overlords.
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5try to pick up budding authors to use as ghost-writing lackeys. Which is why John Grisham's latest pot-boiler was about a certain Manatee, PI. Stephen King used FoldingStory to
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5I remember my Mom put me to bed, turned off the light, kissed me on the forehead and whispered in my ear, "Never, ever trust a puppet."
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6" The frog looked up at her parents and licked his eyeball. Mom forced a smile and pulled dad away. "Honey, you're so young, and he's... he's so green." Heidi pouted, "You don't
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5he got hit with a spinner and slid head-first into eight-end led on by the push brooms. His cover blown, he knew he would succumb to the corruption of curling communists.
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2. Disney crushed his Old Gold as he looked at the rushes for Fantasia 3. "Now, I knew you guys where on LSD for the first one. What the hell are you taking here?" Burton tried to