Finished Folds (141—160)
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2Deftly, he brought the hand cart into the foyer. While the residents were a-snooze, he adjusted the canvas straps around their stand-up pipe organ. The black market for
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3no sleep. "Where's your Spelling Bee trophy? Are you hiding it from me?" My head pounded. "No ma, they just gave me this fruit leather instead," I lied. "For State?"
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2Only one thing he could do, pick up an orangutan and drive around in a Mack truck calling for companionship on his CB radio. He was the last of a lost lifestyle.
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13Just chawing on a Twizzler, admiring the stupid rhinos.
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4" "Hello, Wombat," they all replied with indifference. He continued, "He will be point on opening the markets in Australia. Questions?" "Yea, since when did marsupials
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3saw the quick strobe that subliminal under the radar glimmer. As he turned away, he would understand. He would understand the 50000 volts from your taser. Flash that.
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9My gel pen ran of ink. So I put a "Good Job!" sticker on the note and passed it to Bill. "Pass it to Sue." Bill passed it to Gertrude who passed it to Emily who passed out. Oh no.
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4The lights turned on in the lecture hall and I woke from my nap. Dumbledore pointed staff at me. "You there! What did I say regarding rainbows?" In a moment, I became a frog.
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9For instance, let me elucidate, the smudge on your shirt collar indicates you were at a barbecue at the time of the murder, and by the taste of it, you had Memphis ribs.
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5They spelled out "The murderer is..." on the counter. Just then the lieutenant flipped the light and the roaches scattered. "So close," muttered Det. Manatee.
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4His deaf father looked up from his paper. "Is something burning?" "NO! no, ... no I'll be right back." His son rushed to the kitchen. Smoke poured out the empty oven.
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4The grizzled bar man picked up one the doubloons from the Bermuda shorted tourists and bit into it. It bent and the foil came off. "Chocolate not legal tender in these parts
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4raise from the grave? (and please take off your boots you're tracking mud.) Grandpa stumbled to the table and scrambled for the whiskey. "Tain't dead. Just preserved."
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5Taking a quill, I scrawled a reply "Never!", sealed it in wax and handed it to the waiting owl. The owl blinked and shredded my missive. It occurred to me I never use owls.
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2exploded like fire crackers. The trees' leafs budded, turned red, and then fell off in a burst. Grass shot out of the ground like crazed snakes.
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5The audience would be escorted through habit trails and witness Cameron Diaz preform "Love in an Exercise Wheel." The musical adaptation of Hamlet as hamsters will beat Hamilton.
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10STUPID PEOPLE, THEY RUN TO MY HOUSE BUT NO FIRE! FOOL THEM! THEY GO HOME. HUM. HUH. UH. WHAT SMELL? BURNING? ME? FIRE? FIRE!
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4"Johnny, our top selling game controller is two sticks for "Fire Hero." You will be the lead designer for Wheelcraft. See that Grog shows you back to your cubicle."
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5Do me a favor and hold this duck, I'll explain later. (Step, step, step, step, step, cah-click, wheeer, Kah-KLUNK!)
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2pulled the color from the walls. I tried to yell for help but the black hole in my living room absorbed the sound waves. The cake imploded. My birthday was going to suck.