Finished Folds (1601—1620)
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4called the Vatican and then the Weekly World News and then eBay. This Baby Jesus carrot hybrid would make Farmer Joe filthy rich. But late at night, it was pulled.
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6Humming a merry tune, I picked up the newspaper. It was blank. No bad news at all! It only had the weather report, clear and sunny. This was the best day ever!
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8caveman. "Kids and your sharpened flints!" Mr. Randy pointed to the mammoth on the chalk board. "In my day we used heavy clubs! and don't get me started on sabre-toothed tigers!"
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5Mr. Odwalla looked sheepish, "It's my hasibiggi's plofu-molber." The cop tipped his hat. "Well, you were in a no-tolgerlatting zone, be careful next time." Mr. Odwalla cranked back
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6Vampires are like mosquitoes. It is only the females that drink blood. The males drink fruit. I thirsted for a smoothy at an all-night yogurt stand. I must have MANGO!
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1Rick traced letters on the bar from the condensation of his beer. His Americano Cafe was soon to be replaced by a Hooters. Sam had already left for the states. Casablanca was gone.
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2They would take famous detectives, plop them on an island. Designate one as the murderer and remove them one by one. It would be a ratings hit!
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5Xorg discovered he could not invade a place that served a Grand Slam Breakfast and had bottomless cups of coffee! He abducted the Dennys restaurant for study on its mothership.
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4Kom, låt oss sitta i en bastu och diskutera sill och snö.
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3made of stuff. Stuff is everywhere. No matter where you go, you got stuff. Stuff to do, stuff to pack, stuff your face, Stuff your ears. Don't touch my stuff. That's your junk.
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3has more money than God. God wants his share, but Bob is greedy. He hires a lobbyist to talk to God. God listens and hires a lawyer to negotiate. As the years pass, nobody knows
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6and dropped leaflets. "You are in violation of copyright code 45.77, The Declaration of Independenc is now property of Time-McDonald-Disney and its subsidies. Desist or be bombed."
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4Oh most definitely. His new career of setting up "Photographs with Legends." was hindered by the on-going investigation into celebrity grave-robbing.
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4in a progressive pyramid depicting the Grand Hotel of Taiwan. It takes great ambition to become a playing card architect. Each piece placed in a balanced fulcrum with the rest.
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4The Mayans gathered around the stone tablets. "Did you remember leap years?" said the head priest. The mason sighed, "Let's just stop at 2012. I need a break."
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8"If he's says 'Are you carrying?' we'll say no man, but you can incite the mob with great renown." Keith continued. Jill released her mittened hand and backed away. Keith: "What?"
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5Lord Palpatine pointed to the white board. "Mass times Acceleration is?? Anyone? Anyone? The FORCE that's right. Anakin please pay attention and quit floating that apple."
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3The shadows fell across my face at noon. I ate my soup with a slotted spoon. I wrote you at letter but you refuse to read. What I want is what you never need.
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2. They placed me in back of the squad car. How nice! I could lay back and stop my head from spinning. My new accommodations are very avaunt-garde minimalism. When's room service?
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8trailers were trashed, bungalows were barraged. The suburbs became a battlefield between Bluebird Circuit and Bluebird Lane. All due to the summer heat. Soccer moms took out the