Finished Folds (1641—1660)
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4...in bed!" We laughed at the joke we had made of the fortune cookie. Little did we know, the accurate prediction of that slip of paper would haunt us for the rest of our lives.
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6was shut down to lack of funding. The Museum-Go-Round was replaced with a Walmart. King Friday sighed as he looked over his land; he was just another puppet of the machine.
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5cheese I got from the government I placed out as appetizers. I dressed up in my best cocktail apron and waited for the guests to arrive as my trained kittens softly mewed YMCA.
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9She smiled in relief. All of those years people calling her 'twiggy' and 'broomstick legs,' She finally had some heft to the rumpus room. Now she could shake it on the dance floor.
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6Mark tried to keep up. "Ambrosia?""Ennui?""Artichokes?" Suzan and Mark's time was up. It was the other players' Superpassword turn. "Black?""White?" They got in one. Mark fumed.
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3The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.
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7It was all well and good until the prisoners formed rival gangs. Surrealists wore mustaches and the Cubists rearranged faces. But the worst were the Abstract Expressionists,
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5ress decided then and there that they had enough of gridlock and went to pass some laws. They all shook hands, rolled up their sleeves and started fixing America.
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5his proclivity for White Russians. MoralEnd would use these most delectable of cocktails to inspire himself as he wrote. He channeled "The Dude."
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4..."I spy with my little eye, something that is... gray." "is it your tomb stone with the cherubs?" "Got it in one!" The afterlife was tedious and Casper wasn't helping.
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3The cat proudly dropped the gift at my feet. I brought a paper towel to remove the token of appreciation. Odd, it looked like a silver astronaut.
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5get-away car. SlimShady: "5-fingered discount at the Circle-K! Keebler munchies and a Slurpee hooray!" I rolled my eyes and pumped the gas. Not his best.
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2a million point of light. I mean really, bargain bin at Costco. Or better, yet give a copy for your dog to chew on because that's the most action you'll get from this drek.
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3"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" yelled Gandulf, "Unless you read The Simarillion in its entirity." As the new Denfence Against the Dark Arts professor, Harry thought he was a bit of a tool.
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5flickered out. Bill and Ted looked at each other. "Duuude. we gotta warn someone." "But where can we find Mentos and Diet-Coke?" After a moment, they both yelled, "Circle K!"
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7I was so jealous of Tony. He had a CB radio, an RC Trans-Am, a Color TRS-80, and a portable TV which could receive UHF 'and' FM stations. All I had was pong.
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2He jumped over the drug store counter and grabbed the pharmacist "It's a PANDEMIC! I need every bottle of Purell you can find!" But it was too late, the kooties won.
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4I switched on the electric current. Every follicle rose to attention. I could now move my hair by thought alone.
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3laugh reverberated in the memory bank. Gerald downloaded his stored thoughts of the last 8 hours. By scrolling, he might find his wallet in time for the party. Parts were missing.
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6o dance like melting snowflakes. The dark puppeteer added a drake to the tableau made of ash paper. A lute played softly. He snappeed the lid down. "How much are you willing?"