Finished Folds (1621—1640)
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3As I placed limpet mines on a pirate's zodiac boat, It reminded me of my mom's home-made pies. Underwater, no one can see you cry.
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4So, I went to crowd-sourcing. With a few punches of a button, I got 10,000 likes from friends in South Korea. This was fine, until they all came to visit.
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4the heralded angels sung. The manger manager waved his arms. "No, no, no, this is the 27th. You're late." The angels huddled in unison and checked their day-planners.
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9a crème brûlée flavored one. Regrettably, when I popped it into my mouth, I also thought of froe gras, so it tasted of burnt duck liver pudding. Telepathic jelly beans are tricky.
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9No... nobody here. We are just...umm... A RECORDING! ...yes, please leave your name after the beep... umm... BEEP! now go away, please?
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0I need slow moving explosions and a cardboard cutout of a love interest. Put everything in CGI, we need this by Oscar season. Call it "On Golden Pond 2, The Next Generation."
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7Sam wondered to himself, "Is she hitting on me?" as he pocketed the phone number. At home, he dialed. "At the tone the time will be... Sam, I love you... 6:45."
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4Party! Party! Parrrrrteeeeee!!!! PARTY! BEER! YEAH! Partypartyparty! GLUG-GLUG-GLUG! (urp!) Hey therez youz tharz, Yur my best friend. Hahahah... DUBSTEB! WHOOOOO!!!
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4and by the time you finish reading this fold you will be the oldest you have ever been so far. Shouldn't you be outside getting fresh air? Do you get enough sleep? Put down those
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2Make sure you have a flat surface covered with newspaper. Adjust the lightning attractor at a 45 degree angle. Drain jars one at a time for body assembly. Head bolts not included.
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2dabbed his bunions with exfoliating cream, he rang the crystal bell. "Can you bring the ostrich fan boy to the right?" He Leaned back in his chaise. British Airways was the best.
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4In this universe, Patrick ate a piece of toast, pecked his wife on the neck, and took the train. In the other, Patrog tore a leg of boar, stole the bar wench, and fled the carnage.
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4Bay rum is the best aftershave and makes a good whiskey chaser. NINETY-ONE! It is good to borrow anything, it makes you feel wanted. NINETY-TWO! No one will collect flash-drives.
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5involved roller-skates, a spring, a rocket propelled sled, and an anvil from ACME Inc. He meticulously planned to take out the Rampant Rabbit's warren below. What could go wrong?
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3Note to Self: Congratulations! you made it to the refrigerator door! I would recommend the V-8 and some strong coffee, good for hangover. About last night, here's what happened...
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2Let me see if I can phrase this better. "Vertical Line, forward-slash, vertical line, space, circle." Can you take a hint? Morse code: dah-dit dah-dah-dah. Got it?
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7Maine. I leapt off the gangplank looking for 3 days of shore leave. I cursed as I saw the banner. "Portsmouth, Home of Chanel No. 5's Annual Gallcophile Garlic Festival"
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10I collect stamps only depicting tropical birds with profiles turned to the left. They have to be first-day proofs untouched by human hands. ...and you?
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3sh spelling of "Relay." Jeremy go on about optical science at parties, lunches, and long train rides. Shunned, he worked long hours developing an ointment of transparency.
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7... Dear City Council, It come to my attention that Mr. Rand, (capt.) Is a CAD and a NEER-DO-WELL and should be SCRUBBED from the Soil Board POST-HASTE. Yours etc. etc, Sgt. Heymon