Finished Folds (1661—1680)
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2He was a stone-cold cold contact contract killer. If a light sneeze, he could take out a hit at twenty paces in a crowded theater. A quick shake of the hand and a final brush-off.
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2a successful trial for the Rock Orchestra Video Game. Now, you could gather eighty of your friends and play "Beethoven's 5th" or "Flight of the Bumblebees."
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5the current is not just right for my bottled messages. Maybe my ex will walk by that beach we found love. Maybe a signal flare or semaphore. I just don't think I'm getting through.
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3I pushed open access panel to the heat vent. I know my landlord told me not to mess around, but we were freezing and something was jamming the tube. I found a string and pulled.
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5I requested that you bring a exterminator to look into the ichor. Since its over my bed, my sleeping habits haven't been feelneksjrnjka the fumes arehgjrkslf. Please send kfe,298@8
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1. It is not very often that I get a whole audience to perform my street improv. "Could I get a food from the audience?" "BRAINS!" "That's good. okay, a celebrity?" "BRAAAIINS!"
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4white and black grease paint washed to the shore. The mimes made invisible rafts and pretended to row. They arrived in New Zealand by the thousands, a quiet stampede.
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2Entry #47 ... I recovered the last tape from under the burned-out cabin. It was sealed in a zip-lock bag with "Operator" written in a sharpie on a post-it. I hope I can solve this.
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5To embrace the steady slope of an infinite convergence. I would get ever closer to my destiny but not quite reach it. I could almost touch the other side. Then I was pushed over.
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3..." I interrupted the game. The point is moot! You'll be hearing from my lawyers. (How dare he co-opt my name!) It was only later that I discovered my misunderstanding. Chaz Bono,
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4The inspector stepped back to observe the tableau. The wall was covered in newspaper clippings, old photos, book passages and lots of string. Why did they always do this?
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2He borrowed his hoodie from his dad who was now in Stillwater's correctional facility. He pushed his icy hands further into the pockets and felt a crumpled piece of paper.
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4Right at the back of the head, his mom. "Quit cha daydrimmin and getcha school." His thoughts of dimensional string theory went with the cocoa puffs.
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4he etched her name in his school desk. What started as a doodle, became the Sistine chapel of unrequited love. Her name branched into flowers and angels and op-art cubes. 'Trish'
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5One would think otters where Nature's jesters.Little did anyone know that all their dens led to an elaborate underground tunnel network. They're up to something,
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4sharpen ten pencils, brew a pot of coffee, take the phone off the hook, make sandwiches, and line up 3 reams of paper. Now, to begin. "I met Harry Potter in my second year. Dreamy.
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8/7. In other vague news here at MSND, A Mr. Conrad has lost his reading glasses again and has asked his son to find them. We're rooting for you. On the South side, a dog ate fruit.
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5Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt! Your name is my name, too!" Whenever he went out, the people would always shout. John could not escape as the center of the cult of personality.
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4I have started early offering my services to restore other works of art. Mona Lisa's smile needs some shiny teeth. Lets take American Gothic to Disney Land.
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6into small cubes. Place in the microwave with the salsa and heat for 3 minutes, stirring halfway. Proceed to grout the tiles making sure your cement foundation is level. Kids will