Finished Folds (1701—1720)
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5. It was a three dog night, so he had an Irish Wolfhound, a Great Dane, and a Mastiff on his bed for warmth. At 3 am, he fell out. Since he had to let sleeping dogs lie, he slept
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7"Welcome Padre! can I get you some Doritos?" said a geek. The priest looked at the rows of PCs on cheap folding tables. He came to sway the masses of WoW players to a higher cause.
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4During the vernal equinox, the stars aligned with her smile. He was madly in love with her and vowed to straighten her teeth for just cost. "Oh yeth, deaerth pleath!" she said.
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4You can get anything on the internet! As I transformed myself into an animal-human hybrid, I was a shoe in for the lead for "Puppy Peril." To late, I realized they just used CGI.
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7manly men. The harpy-hydra-medusa was a boss monster that was nearly impossible to kill. The only way to subdue it was to offer tender and caring tributes while looking in a mirror
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4provide the people a place to rant randomly ad infinitum, a place of free speech. A place called the internet. A place called FoldingStory.
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7Now from the makers of "Monopoly" comes the new game "Commune!" Build your geodesic dome empire. Who will have the top alpaca farm? Find out who is more equal than others.
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2I challenge myself to use just seven words. Words? seven, I challenge just. Use to just challenge myself.
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5Capricorn - Co-workers might take advantage of you. Realize your potential and write in your journal about new directions and ambitions. You will meet a dog.
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5Among the relics found at the Beatles auction was one slightly used portable hole from the Yellow Submarine movie. It was bought by
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8who had a fishing boat and spent a career trawling for lobster. It was a fine life until some tourist would arrive and say "Ain't there a limerick about youse? There once was a..."
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3I felt someone tap me on my shoulder. "Get outta my way. This is my turf." I was shoved by some total tool with a buzz cut. "Hey kid, you ever heard of the Sham-Wow? Get your mom."
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2touched his forehead. He thought, "Am I the chosen one?" The voice boomed across the stage. "TAG YOU'RE IT!" and with a fanfare of trumpets, the gigantic hand vanished.
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4Fort Knox with an intricate plan for a <adjective><noun> to <verb> the joint! <Exclamation>! only <your best friend> can be responsible!
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5*cough* ahem. So thank you everybody for coming to my open mike night, enjoy the nachos. And now for my next song, here it goes. mamamamamamamamamamamamamammamamamamamamamamamamama
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8Forgive me Father, its been three weeks since my last confession. I trespassed gravely on a folding story of a innocent by-stander and wish to receive penance.
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6To pay off my gambling debt, I stole money from myself in fold #2. Yeah! now I can pay it off. I wonder where I got the money in the first place?
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3We would rush to her side after she came home late from the pits. She would give a tired smile as we reached for the pocket in her bib-overalls. She saved the best gravel for us.
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1players. Thus is the cycle of life, we are put here on this earth to be eaten with roasted vegetables and a nice merlot. Now students, you might think I speak metaphorically,
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5glowered at the Captain. "Why am I even in charge of weapons? I'm a Klingon, of course I want to kill them all! None this namby-pamby 'Let's talk about this.'" Worf stormed out.