Finished Folds (1721—1740)
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6community troop full of eccentric characters who would take me under their wing. Instead, I found a teen drama society who performed, "Brigadoon" Disillusioned, I went fringe.
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3No one told me that about wasabi. I saw the green paste by the fake grass and thought "advocado!" I slathered it on the eel roll and popped into my mouth. My date raised an eyebow.
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5They might have "The Running of the Bulls" in Pamploma Spain, but in Hammond, Wisconsin they have the "Running if the Llamas,"
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8As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop care packages with the materials to make their own folding stories. The instructions are translated into 35 languages. Each kit has
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4Then I got the call, I had been nominated for the top tweet in the "What I Had for Breakfast" category! Other awards included 'Celebrity Drudgery" and "Funny Thing my Kid Said."
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4...when you say you 'love' me, do you mean like how you 'love' your snowmobile, or how you 'love' caribou hunting?"
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3I also wondered, why do they chain patio furniture down at restaurants? At first I thought is was because of thieves but actually it was to keep them from running away.
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3I pushed him ever so lightly over the railing. "You used to see the stars out here." I said as I tried to peel his fingers off one by one. He dropped to the balcony below. (Shoot.)
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2light houses. I raised my maglight and shined it into the over-developed eyes of the deep one. "Can I see some ID?" The bulbous mass produced a water-proof passport. "Business or
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2, he got into close-up stage magic. I would be at the penny slots sighing. He presented himself as "Fred the Mysterio." by the buffet table. "Your coin has...DISAPPEARED!"
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2He shielded his face from the stage lights and peered out into the audience. "Just a chicken, is there chicken?" <cluck.> "Great! now, we haven't met before right?" <cluck>
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3mean that. No shrunken head in trunk. Just tire-iron." The cop looked suspiciously at the chicken claw dangling from the rearview mirror. "Pop, the trunk please."
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3for LAX, Mark noticed no one was on the highway. The sky had a slight red-orange tinge to it and the clouds where forming ominous thunder heads. At the airport, the rain fell.
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7He slowly climbed the library ladder and wheeled it across the rows of books. The collector wanted the first-printing with the emerald end pages. Very rare indeed.
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4it. He made a fire alter right in the middle of congress and proceeded to beat on a drum. A senator piped up, "When we said 'alternative' energy sources, we meant something else."
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4...and that's how it happened." He drew another drag on his unfiltered and looked up into the detectives face. Manatee slammed the table. "Tell me how it began."
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4"Green or black olives?" I interrupted. "Doesn't matter, now what did the one olive say to...""Where they in a jar or can?" "CAN! DOESN'T MATTER, now listen...""Imported?"
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6Sadly, I joined a group of roll-playing gamers. I was a level 3 baker with a spatula of destiny. My side-kick was a Master of Crumpets.
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4miled through her crooked teeth as she handed me the bundle. The Indian streets deserted as I unwrapped the red scarf. Inside, a small figurine of Sonny Bono. I took out my Cher.
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3I suppose burning my initials in gasoline across the track field could have been a dead giveaway.I didn't know how much my classmates liked lacrosse. Home room would be hard.