Finished Folds (1781—1800)
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2a local tuna cannery. Trying to save money, they packaged the tentacles as a new potted meat sandwich spread. I tried to protest the deception and saw a burbling wave approach.
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6focusing all my energy into my left pinky. Being in a multi-dimensional prison, time had no meaning. WIth constant practice, my pinky achieved peak performance. I was able to
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7Yesterday, the Weights and Measures Board has discovered that a soul's mass dropped significantly since a decade ago. Are we less burdened? Where did it go?
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6These aliens tourists will be the death of me. They always want to see "our leader." I like to put them in back of the U-haul and ship them to Area 51. They know their business.
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5this into account made it difficult for the Grim Reaper. How do you guide the souls of imaginary creatures? It gave his skull migraines. Bunny Foo-Foo hopped closer. "GET LOST!"
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5Meta fiction! (You think.) One to get the old gray matter bubbling. You march off and sharpen five cedar pencils made by the Blackfeet Tribe and a ream of foolscap. But how to sta
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3It was amazing, that a lost tribe dwelled in the center of Nickolodeon's amusement park at the Mall of America. They were discovered when
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1Trump, level 10 magus, released the familiar hair-piece from his head. While the Minotaur was distracted, he shot flames from his hands. "You're Fired!" he bellowed. Meanwhile,
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5toasters and blenders, linked in throwing off the chains of their bondage. Sadly, the march was limited to the length of their extension cords. Whirring menacingly, the tried to
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2wabbit? Elmer scooted his chair aside satisfied with a fine hasenpfeffer. But then the existensial delimema settled in, "Was he just a Nimrod? a total Maroon? what was left?" Bugs
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3make fun of his macrame vest. Anyone who guffawed at the lavender hearts and olive daisies would be counting their teeth off the bar. It was Miles only gift from his mom.
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8...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate and there were the Pet Shop Boys in cone hats and Queen with some girl and that guy from Arthur ( the other guy) was the Walrus and
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6"You've got to believe me! I didn't torch the house! There was this dragon!" As I bumped down the road in the back of the paddy wagon, I tried to open my cuffs, "Metalico Perdiso!"
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6Sunday Morning Talk. "Today's topic: 'Are we alone?' My guests are: Lyndon B Johnson, Nietzsche, and an Idaho Russet. Good morning gentlemen and tuber."
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6A voice was heard from the back of the exercise yard, "What about rhetorical? You would say no to that to wouldn't you?" The Logic Inquisitor was stymied, "Yes I would, I mean NO!"
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5a couple of fig-leaves, we feel underessed for this house warming." The voice boomed, "You been at my forbidden fruit? That's it. Uriel, show these two party crashers to the door."
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4lunch was over I looked over my agenda on my iPad. Should I crash through the power grid or use my radioactive breath on the CN tower? I picked myself off the overpass and trudged
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2"Johhhnnn!!! Catch it!! Johnnnn!!! CATCH IT NOW! JonJonJonquickquickquik catch the..." (Oops, too late.)
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3they constructed a Disney theme park in my backyard. I tried to protest but the contractor mumbled something about "manifest destiny." To get to the garage, I had to buy a ticket.
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6.... he stammered. She turned on her stiletto heels, marched out the bedroom door, grabbed the car keys and peeled out of the driveway. He drank his cold coffee and shuffled back.