Finished Folds (1801—1820)
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1How would he complete the quest when the Sage, Elric, disappeared in a flash smoke? Oh wait, is that a trap-door? "Elric are you down there?" (Go away!)
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2hot plastic bubbled from the floor as the demon opened it maw. "I hear you were injured in an accident. Do you have proper representation?" it intoned. I tried to ring the nurse.
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5I had been hired by FoldingStory to be their spokesman. They sent me to several conventions but it was an absolute disaster, I kept responding to questions with glib gibberish.
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5that I had just tweeted. "Tweeting is fun! Visit my blogging blog!" On my blog I uploaded another youtube video of me tweeting about my blog. I made banner ads promoting my website
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2eyes adjusted to the murky water. People had been dropping pennies in this fountain for ages! "What luck!" she thought as she scooped out handfuls of copper coinage. Just enough,
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4The editor sneered at the poem again, "Irony, Bah!" He was about to put in the trash when he had an epiphany, maybe he was to old to appreciate the subtle nuances in bad verse.
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5who just hated the whole amassing gold cliche. Why couldn't dragons horde Hummel figurines or old license plates? And this deep dank cave was wrecking havoc with his joints.
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4For on that night, Ichabod would encounter the legendary headless Dora. She held her head in a backpack and moaned the words, "Swiperrrrrr, Nooooo Swippping!"
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6Being a janitor at the CERN research particle collider wasn't as glamorous as he thought it would be. Infinitesimal bits were always showing up everywhere.
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4Decisions like ordering pan or original crust? What's the difference between 1 and 2% milk? Why are people honking at me when the light is green? The human condition bites.
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6sible. Trucker Jim put down his beer and wondered "Did the shadows in Plato's cave establish the universe as empirical in nature?" He then decided on the Grand Slam Special.
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5"I'll have the spring spinach salad and water with a lemon slice. Uh, what did you just say?" He put his order pad down, "Run away with me. Leave this mundane life behind."
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3Grabbing my tools, I kissed my wife quickly. I hit the sirens and peeled out the garage. The headlights reflected the rain-soaked streets. When a Roomba needs repairs, I am there.
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4He sighed and lit his pipe. He looked across the bleak lunarscape. "Well," he thought as rolled up sleeves. "Earth gone, last man on the moon, aliens coming, better get started."
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4exact representation of myself rendered in vinyl at HO scale. She smiled, took it out of the gift box, and promptly put in the microwave on high.
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5I pounded on the door and strode in. There he was, the "Big Cheese" who controlled the Internet. He glared at me chomping on his cigar and snapping his suspenders. "Whacha want?"
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5The band was playing a cover of "Afternoon Delight." Sadly, due to a glitch in the system, the crew had to listen to it in stasis on repeat for 15 years. Sky rockets in flight...
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2he was and sent cupid his GPS location. Cupid put on flight googles and released Love Missle F1-11. The bliss fallout covered five miles. She smiled inwardly and finished her latte
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7ary Jolly Green Giant. He hefted a massive ear of corn and breached through the Big Boy Infantry, Col. Sanders put down his binoculars, "Those crunchy health nuts! fry 'em!"
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6In the Black Hills of South Dakota, just off of highway 90, there is corrugated rusted hangar. If you pull into the dirt lot, and pay a dollar at the turnstyle, you will see