Finished Folds (1761—1780)
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2He was wired for sound, literally.
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5we were redundant, redacted and reissued. I saw my whole generation lost in a haze of plural meanings. Everyone had issues but nobody led. We ranted to the choir on blogs.
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1tabasco sauce. Some say he was the most interesting man. I said he was a boorish penguin-imitating, Dundee-quoting, suspender-wearing amateur. He was copying my style.
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5My informant said the combination was as easy as pie. That's it! I dialed 31-41-59. The pantaloons were mine! Now for the snoods and ascots, i ventured further.
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4Iran's centrifuge program. While everyone was distracted by my one earring, I took a wad of gum and dangled the potato by a shoestring into the machine. My sabotage plan worked as
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6from hanging container gardens. Hefner's mansion had definitely changed since the swinging days. He had added a miniature golf course and a rack for his trucker cap collection.
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2His head was in the clouds and he felt he was above my station. How could I love this stilt walker without his love in return? Carnival was coming up, I would show him the truth.
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2The amphibian sufferage movement started 1953 when the police raided the "Toad in the Hole" tavern. Frog made a statement, "Voting rights for bi-breathers!"
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6the time of animal-hybrid stuntmen was a passing fad. I joined the rodeo and showed how to rope a bull using my own head. I had to pawn my BMX and run a lazer-tag labyrinth.
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3Duck, Grey Duck! I was fast on my feet and brought my glock to aiming position. My pursuit ran around the circle of men and sat quickly. Damn, now I was "it."
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4its sensors to your smile threshold. Then proceed to tell Friendomatic about any pet peeves, personal creed, and hobbies. In five minutes it should respond with a "Wow, really?"
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8the time we had to go to work, we had seen a marathon of "Steel Dan, action freight container." The one where it was smuggled into N. Korea by steamer was the best.
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4I had such a problem with my inner voice. It was always telling me to follow my life's ambition and all I wanted to do was watch Top Gear. Alcohol was able buffer some.
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4So what's up with clowns? Why do people paint day-glo velvet paintings of mimes? Why do I see glowing red bulbous noses in my nightmares? The squeek-squeek follows me everywhere.
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5As an Antiques Roadshow appraiser, I can see from the human leather binding and musty odor you have a first edition of "The Necronomicon." Where did you find it?
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3with precise tap of the silver hammer Gretel's seizures where a thing of the past. "Oy vey!" she whispered as he drilled a second hole. The dybukks were released from her head.
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6Uncle Bernie's ability to create balloon animals as well as disguised assassin weapons made him the Mafia's top hit man. He could take out a target with a flamingo at 20 paces.
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5Tom looked over the script he was going to send Disney, obnoxious brat? check. Rude body functions? check. Monkeys? (Monkeys are funny.) check. Sure to be a hit with the small set.
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6"Go Live!" was the Canadian version of the Bachelorette. I was all set with my syrup and hockey stick but Doug McKenzie brought me a 6-pack and a ring, how could I refuse?
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2. Rucksack and stogie went flying. As the tramp fell into a heap, the porkpie hat came off and it was revealed that he was an orangutan. Goodall regretted her punch and assisted.