Finished Folds (1821—1840)
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7from under the bed a purple unicorn/coat-rack thing I had dreamt about the night before. The beast threw the SWAT team about like matchsticks. "Hop on my back!" it whinnied.
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3Everyone at school was jealous of Dorothy, she would go on and on about how marvelous Oz was and here we were stuck in Kansas. When the scarecrow showed up at class, we snubbed her
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1No one told me it was inappropriate to make a cyclotronic atom smasher in my back yard. I would go to Mars on my own meal ticket. My parents didn't know until they found
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13have you. In the future, we will ride personal dinosaurs, wear powder-blue jumpsuits and eat food in a tube. In the future, we will send a cow to the moon.
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7his fingers and 3 ninja legal assistants leaped to his defense. The DA gnashed his teeth and activated his Mech Superiorum armor. "Point of Order, Ka-Pow! Ka-Pow!" The judge sent
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5Coffee... Mmmmm.... Coffeecoffeecoffeee.... COFFEE! (Where are the beans? Where is my stash? Wherewherewhe...) NO COFFEE! (Quick breath relax, car-keys-door-car-store) MORE COFFEE!
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8The Wizard chained me to my desk. I scratched with the quill the next line on the parchment, folded it and passed it to the monk next to me. We wrote to the task-master's drums.
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4But that, my friends, is a completely different story which might be found in the annals of furry fan-fic. Let's say he heard her breathing heavily and continue from there, please.
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6snorted and handed me the bill. "Ten bucks for a cup of coffee?" Flo smiled,"plus gratuity and medical advice, pay up." I fished my wallet from my overalls and out flew two moths.
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4a mural across the street depicting the crass consumerism of middle America in abstract minimalism. The next day, they covered it with a Walmart billboard.
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2stood aghast at his own unmitigated violence. He was in a PG movie, how would this ever get by the censors? He heard the sirens and knew too late, "Oh F#%@!"
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5get how I beat the house.' Madame X stared, 'The spirits see all, they will tell you when to split, hold or fold.' Fred handed her a C note, 'but...' She scowled, 'Magic! now go.'
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3etc. Kang the Merciless checked his list again. Did he have enough killer drones? Did he remember to charge the death rays? Enough socks? Damn, he forgot the minions again.
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5the unrefiend stuff was getting harder and harder. We decided it was easier to transport it crystalized in cubes. Ronny and I knew the tea drinkers were hooked on one lump or two.
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3examined the cattle mutilation and smelled a faint wiff of molasses. Farmer Bias then knew the aliens were preparting for the Blues n' Ribs BBQ festival in Reno. He had to warn the
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7allow to bake for seven minutes in a Cern Super Collider and voila! Particle Souffle in six Dimensions. Monitor carefully, if it falls, there is a high chance of
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6in my Azteak's stereo. The CD made a soft whir as I could barely make out the soft chanting. Was this one my ex's Enigma CDs? Then I heard "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!"... huh.
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4Manatee, PI put down his auqa-phones and muttered to himself, "Why did it have to be the day I would retire, Zombie-Dolphins! Get me the Thunderbirds on the horn."
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2I was asleep." he giggled hysterically to his imaginary friend. "Shh! here she comes now." He made loud snoring sounds as his wife turned on her Kindle to 50 Shades of Grey,
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2to finish the entire blue print of my WDP (World Domination Plan.) I stapled the last piece of construction paper on the basement fiberboard wall. "There. Now for lunch."