Finished Folds (1841—1860)
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8"As you can see we increased our per capita sheep savaging but cattle was down. Let's get those numbers up. Next slide please. Silver bullets are trading higher, which is good.
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5she was in her yearbook. Lolly, filthy, would ride the rails and make hobo stew with the other low lifes. She was a trampy tramp with a tramp stamp embracing the open road.
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1In years past, Benny was a pinball wizard. But no one cared for the deft way he massaged the flippers enticing the mercurial orb to an extra game. It was all brutal button mashing.
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4to burst. 'I' BEFORE 'E' EXCEPT AFTER C! We only have 3 MONTHS before the Spelling Bee, and you can't even get past MARSUPIAL! The girl nodded vigorously and hid her anger.
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1"Gumby! Gumby! I'm your number one fan!" Gumby gave a quick glance and summoned his bodyguards, "The Blockheads" to put some distance between himself and herself.
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2He sat back and loosened his belt. Before him lay the disarrayed pile of crawdad shells. He sipped his sweet tea and fanned his brow with his straw hat. Absolute Satisfaction.
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4and... just a little to the left. Most supermarket stock jobs where run of the mill. But he was an artist! Stacks of Diet Mountain Dew became Bauhaus tableaus. Charmin arranged
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3"Get some sutures in here stat!" The surgeon took out a vorpal scapel +4 and battled the tiny dragons coming out of the chest cavity. Jasper had to be triaged by the ER cleric.
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4NUTMEG? the secret to Coca-Cola is... NUTMEG?" We all looked down sheepishly at our fence as he read the stolen formula. It was the perfect heist, but now
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7. He flipped over the table splashing the foie gras on the patrons in a side booth. "IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A SLICE OF LIME IN MY ICE WATER!" The waiter hit the hidden button.
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5The arial only recieved two signals, a French-Canadian Curling Channel and a Baptist Home Shopping Network. But when the storms came, a new picture emerged from the static snow.
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6She looked down at her Grandmother's scrapbook memoir of her life. Each event held a special scratch n'sniff sticker commerating the event. Why did Communion smell like bananas?
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6cat, who launched out the window and attacked a crane operator. The wrecking ball then swung, taking out buildings domino-style. When the smoke cleared, I handed him a broom.
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4himself. He was part of the Neighborhood Apostrophe Watch. Placing were needed (Joes Crab Shack) and removing when not (Good Deal's! at Auto Mart!) His vigilantism progressed until
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5He grabbed a stick and chewed slowly, "This Slim Jim is delicious. Want some?" His girlfriend slapped him across the face. "Ow! Does your sis want some?" She stormed off. Clueless
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5he arrived covered in a peanut-butter tux. Our Reeses motif signaled we were destined for each other. He offered his arm and we went to the prom.
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3"Nonsense!" I refuted him grabbing the lapels of his tweed overcoat. "The radio waves are generated by god-like intelligent beam of pink light! (Strap on this colander.)"
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2Her father was always coming up with new and fabulous inventions. She would tiptoe down the basement stairs watching the blue flashes strobe shadows on the walls. "I've done i1!"
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4I flipped through the nether regions of my cable channels. The Drywall Network...Canales Dentales Españolas , Your Neighbor Next Door ... wait-a-minute...
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3Since most seniors are bed-ridden, my partner and I decided to contract them out as drone pilots on the Pakistan border. "Gray-Ops" is what we called them. On their 1st mission,