Finished Folds (1861—1880)
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3. Hvick took some snuff up his nostril. "Well, rabble, I see you offted my sponsor most concisely. Could I offer my services to your peasant revolt?" The farmers paused
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6just finishing "Another One Bites the Dust" and came off the stage. "I'm your number one space cadet!" said Fardum. Freddie gave a fake smile and rushed to the dressing room.
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6lf in places you thought you never had. Using a "kick in the crotch" as part of our vaudeville routine was the last straw. He could find another guy with a higher pain threshold.
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4The paper football sailed forth making a trajectory to the back of Professor Moriarty's head. He stopped for a moment and caught it in midair. "Really? World domination? Hello?"
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3spun around haphazardly in my Mario Cart. I trailed after Barbara as she threw further obstacles. During rush hour, cars caromed off ramps. I hoped my insurance was paid up as I
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5tan. It amuses me to no end when you walk outside looking like a puffed cheeto. I also love your sauve over-bite and cucumber legs. Only you can bring me to tears with your
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9your first born , the deed to the ranch, your left kidney and 10 percent of your soul. So do you want to sign on the line for a life of utter slackness? I'll even throw in a
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8I knew I would be a palentologist by age five, I would bury my dad's car keys in the backyard and excavate them months later. In high school, I took samples from the tiles of
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6Hola! Jaunito! (Quick where is my phrase book?) My llama est Chaz? Mile castle is your castle? Tray Ben, comma est DOS? (No wonder I flunked 7th grade.)
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5he started with his eyebrows and softening his jaw line. Eventually though cosmetic surgery he became completely faceless. The army hired him back as a man of disguise.
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5had once again kept the secrets of the bayou away from nosy Canucks. They would always show up and politely ask for his witch doctor secrets. Dave put a whammy on hockey.
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5Leia had had it working at Jabba's Pizza Hut. There was Obi trying to ditch using Jedi mind tricks ("I don't need this") and Jawas were hogging the buffet line. Then Han arrived,
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6she sang an off-key "What should we do with a girl like Maria?" over and over again. The nun ghost was a big fan of Sound of Music. Priests could not exorcise her because
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4Flummoxed, "The wedding is next month and NOW I find out you are a witch?" She removed the curse from the girl and then patted his hand. "Well, it never came up in conversation."
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2became the first in a franchise of sandwich shops with the tagline "Your stomach won't know the difference, so just eat it anyway." The food was delicious but looked ghastly.
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4the whole contraption, stalling as it hovered over the rainforest canopy. My airship would soon be ripped to shreds. I chewed on my handlebar as I prepared for the crash landing.
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1o go. If there is one thing I just can't stand is his slicked back hair, checkered over-alls and fiber-glass burger. The Big Boy statue leered into the distance. I must escape.
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8His day was made when he heard the telltale 'ding!' from thr email. Someone had responded to his Folding Story comment! He was recognized! Finally, his life had purpose! He sold
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3potpourri. The steam wafted from my campfire scented with apple blossum and cinnamon. The Siberian wolves eyes flickered in the woods. Would they appreciate my country style?
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3thaaaa...." (Thunk.) Unconsicous, Lindsay Lohan was transported away to a land where she was appreciated for her talent. "Elizabeth Taylor? No problamo!" said her fairy agent.